* 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 .

[krstoffcrs]

announcing his royal highness,    (  kristoffer ivar sønderburg  ),    the    (  thirty5  )    year old    (  crown prince  )    of    (  norway  ).    he is often confused with    (  richard madden  ). some say that he is    (  assertive + opinionated  ),    but he is actually    (  adaptable + focused  ).

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now that i finally have time i’m gonna be redoing all my characters’s things  !    the others will probably be done between 10 - 12 business years x

[krstoffcrs]

hi <;3 here's the link to a group p.interest board which will make u a collaborator if u want to add pins and things for the memories !

[svljc]

❝ YOU HAD THOSE for years, why would you start counting them now ? ❞ maybe the weight of a whole country on his back opened his eyes to the poor state of his skin. she'd show up next with eye cream instead of coffee. ❝ as much as i adore serving my king, i don't get paid for this shit. seriously, i'll hire one for you. ❞

[krstoffcrs]

❝ because you would only keep going on about it now that they're definitely getting worse. ❞ neglects to mention the fact that they've been the same for the past five years, because silje is likely to beg to differ. ❝ fair enough, but what if you were being paid for it ? would you consider hiring yourself ? ❞

[svljc]

AUGUST, 2025.

❝ YOU DON'T LOOK like you're losing your mind at all. ❞ she lied, entering her brother's office with a cup of hot coffee she picked up on her way back from class. ❝ i'm still not your assistant, this is a treat from a good sister. hire one. ❞ / @krstoffcrs

[krstoffcrs]

❝ thank you. it's not like i've been counting the wrinkles for the past few months. ❞ indeed, they seem permanently etched into his skin after the fuck-tonne of work he had to get through from day one. it's finally not as daunting, however. the coffee certainly helps. ❝ why do i need to hire one when i've got you ? assistant. there's an idea. ❞

[krstoffcrs]

hi 🥺 all my old kids are back for the final days so if u would like one last thread from any of them pls lmk from who and who for 🤍

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    SILJE  !    ”    the music seems like it’s ten times louder than usual, and his body feels slightly tingly in a pleasant way as he places a hand on his sister’s arm.    “    you changed  !    thank god, i can’t tell you how embarrassed i was.    anyway.    ”    he clears his throat, rather loudly and obnoxiously, almost literally bouncing on the balls of his feet after the newfound energy he’s discovered.    “    do you want a drink  ?    let’s have a drink.    we never have a drink together, and i’d rather you drink with me than that crowd of idiots you surround yourself with.    ”    @svljc​

[krstoffcrs]

𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀  +  𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐉𝐄

     - ‘ IT’S ALL fabric, just some parts of it are completely transparent. ’ she smiled. ‘ you can open your eyes, it’s all taped. you know the things actors wear for sex scenes ? strangely comfortable. ’

“ do i wanna know how you found the same thing as actors ? how does it even work ? just a lot of tape down there or is it like those nipple covers… ? ” she remembered kristoffer’s presence and pressed her lips tightly together. “ let’s just avoid photos, yeah ? she can take a lot of selfies. ”

                        he’s entirely sure he doesn’t want to be hearing this conversation, nevermind being a part of it, so he feels momentous relief when olimpia cuts off her sentence.    he still won’t look at silje, nevertheless.    “    yes, okay.    that’s a good idea.    what time is it  ?    ”

[krstoffcrs]

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐉𝐄  +  𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀

     - ‘ CAN YOU not ? i know it’s fifty degrees out here but that doesn’t mean i have to carry your jacket just because you regret wearing it. ’

“ why doesn’t it have more fabric ? i can see your hip bones. i’m sure a good physician could tell you if you can fit a baby through by just looking at you ! ”

                        “    exactly what i’m thinking.    ”    the first part.    not the second.    the second has him shaking his head.    “    dad is going to kill you.    and then me.    ”    he still won’t open his eyes.    @svljc

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    no.    no no no no.    no.    ”    eyes shut so tight his eyebrows are almost touching, he pulls off his jacket and struggles to drape it over his sister’s shoulders.    why does he even bother  ?    @svljc​

[kcliningrcd]

“I’m here to have fun, not ruffle any feathers. So… lead me to the champagne and I’ll stay in my designated corner. Unless, you had a better idea?”

@hshqstarters​

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    i think there are people here who will say that ruffling feathers is fun.    are you starting a new year’s resolution already  ?    ”

[krstoffcrs]

NYE 2022 ✨

[olimpiacroy]

“ hey ! kris, look, can you do me a big big big favour ? it might be useful for you too ! but verona di savoia wants a meeting with you, and since she is kind of my aunt-in-law… milf figure whatever… i would love it if she didn’t hate me for being completely useless. ” ( @krstoffcrs​ )

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    milf figure  ?    ”    he raises an eyebrow.    what on earth would verona di savoia want a meeting with him for  ?    isn’t she adept enough at concocting evil plans  ?    “    she didn’t happen to say what she wanted a meeting for, did she  ?    i have limited time  ...    ”

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    keep the door open, will you  ?    wait      i can’t see where i’m going.    ”    the pile of presents is balanced precariously in his arms, and he struggles to get them to the christmas tree without them toppling over.    he sets them down as delicately as he can, holding the bottom of his back as he straightens up.    “    these are from home.    the delivery boy was going to drop them off, but they didn’t look as heavy as they are.    do you have any pain killers  ?    my back’s starting.    ”        ﹟    @svljc​.

[krstoffcrs]

can i offer anyone a festive-themed starter ?

[krstoffcrs]

HSHQ + the seven deadly sins .

[krstoffcrs]

﹟    𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓    .

“I ordered a beer at a pub and the bartender said I spoke Spanish well for a beginner. I barely managed to keep my cakehole shut. After four years of studies I should qualify as something better than a beginner, shouldn’t I?” ( @hshqstarters​ )

                            “    maybe it’s the accent, although the fact that you speak spanish at all should give you some form of recognition.    did you know that most tourists don’t even bother learning the language of the country they’re going to  ?    just hello, goodbye, and thank you.    you’d think that would be enough of an indicator that you’re more than a beginner.    ”

[krstoffcrs]

                        “    you know, it’s very inconsiderate that you’re getting married.    do you know how unbearable thore’s going to be now  ?    ”        ﹟    @vnncli​.