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brittsp:
I don’t think I’ll do it again next year. It was way too messy and sticky, and it was the most effed up looking unicorn I’ve ever seen. I really had high hopes. Tubbs is cool - he got it all out of his system and now he’s king of the castle again.
....Oh. That’s sad....but I’m happy for Lord Tubbington
imessage 📱 kinn.
FINN: No prob.
FINN: That's good. I hope it's working out for you.
FINN: Yeah, I see. But I still got some pull because of the contacts I have, so I'm feeling confident. And yeah, I think socially NY is better for me as well.
KURT: Thanks, I hope so too.
KURT: I'll be happy to have you back.
sms: hummelberry
RACHEL: You didn't express concern. You told us that we were crazy for making the decision we made. It was rude and completely dismissive of our feelings. And exactly the reason why I didn't tell you sooner. How are you going to be godfather to our child if you can't even trust us to think important life decisions through?
RACHEL: It won't happen again.
KURT: I'm sorry.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: Babies aren't allowed bank accounts. And their pockets will be too small for a wallet.
KURT: Are we talking about babies or women in the 50s?
KURT: Either way, if the baby doesn't have a wallet, what are they supposed to do with the diaper money I give them?
imessage 📱 kinn.
FINN: Ha, well you got that going for you.
FINN: Hey, you know I got your back, right? I might not have all the advice in the world that's helpful, but I'm here for you if you're feeling down about something.
FINN: Not a bad idea. I'm gonna fill out the applications now.
FINN: I just kinda feel stuck right now. There's not a lot of job opportunities in Philly and there's only so much they let me do at the school because I'm not qualified to teach and the football offseason is long as hell.
FINN: I also got a few buds in the city that could help me land some jobs that I'm actually gonna like doing, so I guess I'm taking the leap. Again.
KURT: I know, thank you.
KURT: [....]
KURT: I'm seeing a therapist now. I really let things get out of hand in London but I'm going to be okay.
KURT: So many artists come to New York that, in some ways, it might be even harder to get a job here. But I think it's important to have a good support system wherever you are and if you don't have that in Philly, then I think New York is the right move for you.
sms: hummelberry
RACHEL: Jesse and I aren't stupid, Kurt. We've thought through the timing.
RACHEL: I already said sorry for bringing up Blaine. But, for what it's worth, three years ago I was nothing but supportive of the two of you. If you had decided to start a family I would have trusted that you made the decision carefully and responsibly.
KURT: I never called you stupid
KURT: Blaine and I had been together for over five years at that point - granted, not all at once, but certainly a lot longer than you and Jesse have been. If this is the pace you want your marriage to go at, then fine. But I don't think expressing concern and making sure you two have thought it out is some horrible, unsupportive thing to do. I will agree that my tone could have been better, though.
KURT: I know you apologized. But I need to know that it won't happen again.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: The baby won't have any money, Kurt.
KURT: Is that not part of the carefully constructed plan you and Rachel have made?
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: Exposure doesn't buy diapers.
KURT: I think you'll be okay.
sxnlopez:
I think I can officially say yesterday was the lamest Halloween ever. I was planning on going out but after spending the week working crazy hours, I could barely even freakin’ walk. Whatever, I guess I wasted $30 on a costume for nada.
The bottle of wine and Real Housewives marathon almost saved the night. Key word being almost.
You drank wine and watched Real Housewives without me? If you’re up for round two, we never did get around to drinking together and I would totally love to see your costume.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: I hope they'll be fairly compensated for the sponsorship deal.
KURT: Perhaps. But startups take awhile to pay.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: Baby St. James will be a loyal brand ambassador for HummelBrag.
KURT: My first loyal customer, of which there will be many!
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: We've been talking about this for months. We're ready.
JESSE: Think of the fashion opportunities. They'll be just as cute as Rachel, but without the ability to protest.
KURT: Oh my god. You're right. And I have been wanting to branch out of my comfort zone.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: We've planned this carefully. We're not stupid.
JESSE: Of course the dynamic will be different, but that's not a reason to not do it. Life moves on. This is the stage we're at and it's something we both really want. We don't want to go to bars every night or spend holidays drinking with friends. We want to start a family.
JESSE: And you're going to be Uncle Kurt, anyway. You'll always be welcome.
KURT: I know you're not. My brain's just good at coming up with worst case scenarios, especially on the spot like I was the other night.
KURT: Uncle Kurt, huh? That's true. I'll get to spoil them, give them a bunch of candy, and then return them to you.
sms ✉️ (st. hummel.)
JESSE: We're aiming to be off-Broadway by summer 2022.
JESSE: Then what's the problem?
KURT: That's a lot more manageable then. Okay.
KURT: All I'm saying is that, when you have a baby your priorities change - as they should. You two will be up half the night with a newborn - one that's going to have quite a set of lungs on them. And then you'll start making friends with other parents who you can relate to a lot more easily. I'm not saying we won't still be friends, or see each other, but that dynamic is going to be impacted because we'll have such different lifestyles.
KURT: And I am by no means saying that you shouldn't have a kid because of that. Far from it - I don't think that should be a factor whatsoever in your decision. It's your family, not mine.
brittsp:
Pumpkin carving is really hard, guys. Artie said it would be a fun idea, and we could put the pumpkins outside our apartment so trick or treaters know that we’re cool, but it’s way harder than it looks! Our kitchen is all gross and sticky and covered in pumpkin guts, and Lord Tubbington ate some of it and now his poops are orange.
Oh my god, I haven’t carved a pumpkin since I was a kid. What did yours end up looking like?
Have you considered taking Lord Tubbington to the vet?
imessage 📱 kinn.
FINN: True. Just haven't been feeling confident about any types of career risks lately, you know.
FINN: It's a whole degree too. I already looked it up.
FINN: Think CUNY in Queens is my best shot. But I'm also looking for jobs in the city because I just kinda wanna move back too. And I don't have a lot of options here right now.
KURT: I can't say I understand, because my career is the only thing I have been feeling confident about for awhile.
KURT: I think you just need to decide if you'd rather be a music teacher or a PE teacher. My advice? Go with music and, after you're hired, try to get in as one of the football coaches. Then you have the best of both worlds.
KURT: I'd love to have you back here, but why the change of heart about the city?
nycryder:
So today I found out that I’ve been singing the wrong words to that Lady Gaga and Ariana song about rain. All this time I thought the words were ‘I’d rather be drunk’ but apparently it’s ‘dry’. I still can’t hear the right words when I listen to it, is it just me? What other songs have I been mishearing? Is Watermelon Sugar even about Watermelons? I have so many questions.
The metaphor was rain, and you thought they were singing about.....being sober? Was the sky raining beer in your mind? I genuinely don’t understand, so much of the message of the song was lost.
Harry Styles refuses to comment on the meaning of Watermelon Sugar, but most believe it to be about a sexual encounter or about drugs.