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just saw my roster for my first block of the day. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

“my first grade report card said i roll my eyes too much. i didn’t realize i was a sassy person.”

“i would never hurt a book…other than lord of the flies.”

#shit my students say #middle school #lord of the flies

lol. a mom said her kid isn’t engaging with the book/in class because “he doesn’t understand the purpose of discussion and analysis.”

…ma’am. this is a school.

#shit parents say #teaching #middle school #ma’am this is a wendy’s

hello! not sure who’s still paying attention out there, but i’ve finally updated my bio for this year’s school year. woo hoo! teaching classes i taught last year which is making my planning and work/life balance so much easier. it’s a joy (minus the supervision of 12 year olds, but i digress)

booster shot tomorrow!! first mental health day wednesday. the burnout is real this year and it’s not even october.

#teaching #update

“actually that’s a good idea. i’ll write about my stocks!” -seventh grade girl

#shit my students say #middle school #haikus

“can we turn it down? i mean…no disrespect to the kahoot music. it’s a bop…but it’s just very loud.”

#shit my students say #middle school #kahoot

“i’m not getting married because i have commitment issues.” -12 year old

#shit my students say #middle school

tuesday of spring break, folks. and i am finishedddddd with my grading

shoutout to the kid who added this emoji to our jamboard.

#roll of thunder hear my cry #teaching #middle school #shit my students do

sometimes i just want to respond to a student email with

#emails

finally got to work in person with the other seventh grade teacher. whiteboards make life easier.

mentally, i am here.

First day of inservice today. Pray for the kids who have to be on Zoom all day this year. 9-3 meetings and my brain was fried.

#me @ my screen

Got the word that we’ll officially be remote through mid-October. Nothing like starting at a new school and introducing yourself to a bunch of kids over Zoom...

your fave ELA teacher got a contract with a local private school. let’s gooooooo.

#in the classroom #year fourish #something like that

all the cool things in seaaaaattttttlllleeee.

#please esd change the unemployment rules #‘cause i gotta pay rent in the next six weeks #wa #covidー19

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