[ksabn]

#𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 – simon has had his fair share of struggles; injuries, a bout of depression, a slew of health problems, and his adhd (though he wouldn't quite call that one a struggle — he embraces it fully).

the journey to find his confidence has been a long one and still isn’t quite over. these days though, he’s trying to shamelessly be himself.

overall, simon is eloquent, a bit scatterbrained, flamboyant, flirtatious, and rather eccentric. he will always be among the first to stand up for others as well as advocate for mental health. in some ways, he tends to be a little wise beyond his own years — yet immature in others.

ooc: unless we get a penelope, for now, i'm simply playing them as exes/never married. open to changing this up though!

[egctistical]

admire my face as you wish just don’t go shipping yourself with me. save yourself the public embarrassment.

[ksabn]

no one has to know i secretly make our action figures kiss…

[mypoproxs]

We made a stop at Walmart before the arena and something told me to try the pumpkin flavor of Alani - against my better judgement.

Fall AND Raw is completely cancelled. My stomach hurts. Awful.

[ksabn]

no fanta?? 😟 i get it. you hate fun…

[goddessrcign]

don’t downplay your skills like that simon, i have faith you have better lines than “i hope you know cpr because you’re taking my breath away.” i’ll give the guy the benefit of the doubt that since he was tipsy his game was probably off, but still didn’t make him any less obnoxious.

[ksabn]

my skills are mostly just staring at someone from across the bar, praying they catch the vibes because ✨ social anxiety ✨. that's still probably better than the cpr line anyway.

[mypoproxs]

We made a stop at Walmart before the arena and something told me to try the pumpkin flavor of Alani - against my better judgement.

Fall AND Raw is completely cancelled. My stomach hurts. Awful.

[ksabn]

as an avid energy drink enjoyer... it's terrible. that's saying something coming from me. i actually liked the beetlejuice fanta from last halloween when everyone else said it tasted like candles.

[ksabn]

it's bloody and raw, but i swear it is sweet

[dthrider]

i know i can be fucked up when it comes to matches but i'm glad tanahashi came off the ladder in the ladder when this man has non-existent knees ... i was getting concerned, i'll admit to that.

[ksabn]

i suppose you could say we have a love-hate relationship. it keeps things interesting, doesn’t it?

anyway, you’re obviously too busy pretending you don’t care about anything. i’ll leave you to it. i have important things to go do ✌🏻

[goddessrcign]

good morning to everyone, except the dude at the bar last night that couldn’t take a hint and proceeded to use the corniest pick-up lines known to man. if you’re going to hit on a girl, at least make it something original.

[ksabn]

i have to hear these pickup lines. if he’s using any of my material, i may need to rethink some things.

[dlennox]

Joe Hendry need to find someone else business to be in. 😒 what the helly was last night.

[ksabn]

might i suggest sending him an endless amount of memes until he has no choice but to answer you?

[dthrider]

i know i can be fucked up when it comes to matches but i'm glad tanahashi came off the ladder in the ladder when this man has non-existent knees ... i was getting concerned, i'll admit to that.

[ksabn]

that seems awfully threatening...

turns out he's actually quite intelligent. woah, no one said anything about 'all night'. but now that you mention it... 🤔

[dlennox]

Joe Hendry need to find someone else business to be in. 😒 what the helly was last night.

[ksabn]

it seems you need to find your own secret weapon to summon. gordon ramsay? danny devito?

[dthrider]

i know i can be fucked up when it comes to matches but i'm glad tanahashi came off the ladder in the ladder when this man has non-existent knees ... i was getting concerned, i'll admit to that.

[ksabn]

ah, right. how could i forget about my new pal dino?

did you know he has a masters degree? i’m sure he could tell me all sorts of fascinating things.

[conqueringcrown]

I figured you'd want that opportunity to show off your Spider-Man collection. Seems like that's a little less popular than Pokemon when it comes to collecting. Do you have a favorite Pokemon? I think if I did that tiktok, it would involve showing off my ballgowns and why they are so special to me.

[ksabn]

see, the difference is i’ll happily rant about spider-man and show off everything down to my spider-man toothbrush whether anyone cares or not. nothing bursts that bubble. but if someone insults eevee? that i take personally.

multiple ballgowns? so which is the favourite and why?

[dthrider]

i know i can be fucked up when it comes to matches but i'm glad tanahashi came off the ladder in the ladder when this man has non-existent knees ... i was getting concerned, i'll admit to that.

[ksabn]

brilliant. earth-shattering advice… a week and a half too late. i’ll live.

[lainey-reid]

I came here with a mission. Exactly two days ago, I ordered a scrumptious black with one pump of sugar free vanilla coffee. This was gonna set up my day to be perfect. Yet, a barista mixed it up and gave me an overly sweet caramel latte. Disgusting.

I'm gathering a group of people to go back and give that guy a wedgie.

[ksabn]

why can’t it be a hugging mood? you’re going down such a dark path and i don’t think i like it. i also assumed it was the hard work and perseverance that resulted in the sexy, but i stand corrected.

[dthrider]

i know i can be fucked up when it comes to matches but i'm glad tanahashi came off the ladder in the ladder when this man has non-existent knees ... i was getting concerned, i'll admit to that.

[ksabn]

my eyebrow’s one sneeze away from falling off, but nothing new. cheers for that.

[lainey-reid]

I came here with a mission. Exactly two days ago, I ordered a scrumptious black with one pump of sugar free vanilla coffee. This was gonna set up my day to be perfect. Yet, a barista mixed it up and gave me an overly sweet caramel latte. Disgusting.

I'm gathering a group of people to go back and give that guy a wedgie.

[ksabn]

oh you poor lad. i’m proud of you for talking through the trauma. but really, sugar free vanilla? that’s the real crime here. if you’re going to ruin coffee, at least ruin it properly.

i may be on the barista’s side.