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[thecutestofthecute]

[ventusthecorgi]

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

[lalandsla]

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[yyunglame]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

[stability]

[netlfix]

hash browns will be served at my wedding

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

[twitterlols]

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[holdingontoyoufordearlife]

Kate McKinnon as 90′s Ellen, Lisa Kudrow and Jodie Foster. 

Her Lisa Kudrow especially has me screaming!

[bey]

Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

[embrace-your-earth]

Holy fuck watch this

[thebootydiaries]