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to the raddest of the rad,

aah? it’s been two years in the making, me and you. today is the day of all days, a joyous occasion, one of the best holidays i can think of (besides my own birthday, kek): my soulmate was born today!! round of applause, clapclapclap. this is the part where i gush for hours upon hours how i feel about you, right? well, well, prepare that weak lil heart o’ yours, jingyo, you’re in for a TREAT. there’s a lot of things i feel about you; but, we’ll start from the beginning:

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"Don't show anyone." / welcome to hell I mean TQ LOL.

( ♠ ) LIKE WHO? There was a mutual understanding between these two overly ridiculous girls. Kitana never did or said anything to deliberately cause a negative emotion to bubble up in Spencer, and vice versa. It was kind of cute, truthfully speaking, how they both admired the other in the subtlest of ways: from Kit's end, she would attend LVSH concerts when she could, mainly to support one of her close friends. The way she saw it, Spencer was endearing when it came to the words she would share; 'Of course you're my friend', 'Wow Kit you're pretty', or (her favorite) 'I'm telling Dispatch what you said.' It was just a BEAUTIFUL friendship.

Despite the fact they played and joked around more often than two friends should, she still had the ability tell when the other girl was being serious. She confided in her secrets she had never told anyone before, things the public would have a hard time understanding; but Kit understood. Spencer was someone she could depend on wholeheartedly, and vice versa. Nonetheless, she felt as if her friend HONESTLY set herself up for failure on this one. "Don't show anyone what? Your perky tits? I wouldn't be in control of that, Spencey, that's aaaalll you."

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"I thought this thing was by invite only." // welcome to tq!

( ♠ ) WELL, THAT WAS CUTE. She was doing that thing again, where she played God in her head, reading people and formed a general assumption based on what she had seen. Of course, this opinion wouldn't stick with the image she created forever -- well, as long as they managed to break it or prove her wrong, winning a game they had no clue they were a part of in the first place. To her, this was just FUN, and she fortunate enough to get another one of her company's idols to be an unlucky contestant in her pastime entertainment. He looked like a pretty boy, never been told no by females because of it, absolutely adored and envied by the masses. In a word: BORING.

"That's what you'd like to think, hmm?" Maybe she could poke a better reaction out of him, an eyebrow rising like a silent challenge. Come on, boringboy, do something cool. Kitana's tone practically dripped with provocation. It was out of her behavior for her to care this much about something other than her paycheck; but, DAMN he was already boring her even more and he hadn't even said anything back. She didn't care about the company event or whatever insane fan had managed to break in to try and get their idol (she assumed he was the one) to sign something so stupid like a piece of paper. "If you find a door, can't you invite yourself in?"

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"Why's everyone dressed like that?" // Welcome to TQ

( ♠ ) IT WAS A LITTLE ODD. Considering the fact the pair had received an invitation to an underground club for a highly anticipated cypher, she found it more than STRANGE the other hundred people were dressed for a formal event. This couldn't be right. Overly confused eyes scanned the piece of paper once more: August 12th. Club Envy. 11pm. Prepare for the most LIVEST competition, special apperance by SMTM former contesant and Freestyle God, SEO CHULGO. This was Club Envy, it was eleven at night, and it was the twelfth of August, so just in the HELL was going on here? She originally promised the dancer one of the best nights of his life, now she looked like a liar. GREAT.

To say she was annoyed was an extreme understatement. Kit generally lacked emotion in any circumstance, but this? She was irritated, irked, aggravated, -- FLAT OUT PISSED OFF. But she wasn't about to cause a scene over it, too typical of a response to be elicited. The universe wanted to be her behind bars one day, she swore it. Rather, she lifted her left hand to rub a little too furiously at her face, a method she discovered calmed her down enough to think logically. "Okay," a short pause before her eyes fixed themselves on his figure, "Okay, so, FUCK this. I don't know who thought this would be funny; but, whatever. We basically got two options: stay here and crash whatever the fuck this is, or kick it at some shitty fast food place to make fun of the people who can't hold their liquor. What's your choice?"

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ALBUM: Queen’s Speech Pt. 2 ARTIST: Akali RELEASE: August 9th, 2016 GENRE: Hip-Hop, Rap LANGUAGE: Korean/English ALBUM TYPE: Mixtape AVAILABILITY: Spotify, Soundcloud, Youtube ( video for GOD )

LETTER TO FANS

two years in the making. this has been two years in the making. i had so much to live up to after the original queen’s speech, and since i was dead set on this being part two, it took me hours and hours in the recording studio to find pieces that were worth putting on Queen’s Speech pt. 2. to all of you who called me fake, who told me I sold out because I began to change my sound to experiment, because i began to grow as a musician. you forget that i never had to sign somewhere, i have more money to my name then ninety nine percent of you will ever see in your life, i didn’t do it for the money. i did it because i could do it my way. 

so here’s my words to all the haters. enjoy them because i mean every single one of them you pieces of shit. 

xoxo akali.

ps. mimi still my main. pss. thanks to @knoxsus, @triggrrd, @soianz, @penncho, @93nvm, @zinnieha for featuring on the same mixtape where i came at all ya’ll necks. xoxo bitches.

MUSIC VIDEOS:

1. GOD ft. KNOX 2. SSE SSE SSE ft. Ashe, Zinnie, and Beau

TRACKLIST

1. GOD ft.  KNOX - ** Note, Akali’s voice is deeper than Jimin’s so imagine this being rapped in a ‘Yezi’ style. The song however is Akali personified. Video released with the random release. 2. Sse Sse Sse ft. ASHE, Zinnie, and Beau - ** Akali as Yezi, Ashe as Glime, Beau as KittiB, and Zinnie as Soo-Min 3. Rest in Peace - Diss to the tune of Black Skinhead by Kanye West 4. Bow Beneath Me - Over Kendrick Lamar’s verse from Control. 5. SLLY BTCH - > Diss track @ Mimi.  6. Lesson 101 - > Edited lyrics here. 7. RAMSHACK - > Edited lyrics here. 8. Watch Your Mouth  9. FUCKIN’ MADAM ft. Trigger  ** Note, same as the first song. 10. Abuse Me ft. Suga of BTS 11. Bitch Bad, Woman Good 12. Dear You BONUS TRACK: Remember the Name - Pre-Release  BONUS TRACK: Rap God - Diss at CL of 2NE1

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( ♠ ) I can only wait for your death, I really can only wait for it. Please, might I suggest a short walk off a long bridge? Or, perhaps, finding yourself at the bottom of the ocean with a brick tied to your ankles? Whatever you choose to do, please, do it soon. Thank you.

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ADHAsklflsj. KIT. I CAN NOT WITH YOU.

( ♠ ) You did this to yourself when you told me your tits were small but perky. I am merely telling the truth you gave me, no? So, really, you can't with yourself! Hook, line, and SPENCER. I win, game over. Kisses for giving it your best effort, muah.

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"It was only one time and it wasn't even my fault to begin with!" || Welcome to ILLUME, homie! If you need anything, don't be afraid to holla at me, or any of the other admins! :D

( ♠ ) IT WAS DEFINITELY HIS FAULT. Kitana remembered it like it was yesterday-- well, it was yesterday. Considering her occupation at such a well-refined company, it was only natural for her to know and meet idols. One she happened to be rather close to was GOT7's idiot flyboy, Mark. She found his exuberant behavior and attitude enjoyable enough to suffer through when she was around him. However, he crossed the line. There are only two things in this world she holds above all else: her paycheck and her atomic fireball cinnamon candies. It wasn't her money he fucked with, otherwise there would be headlines all over South Korea: GOT7 MEMBER MARK TUAN FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT. FEMALE IN QUESTION SENT TO JAIL.

Instead, he had managed to meddle into her candy drawer. A lesser crime than bothering her money. Yes, she had a candy drawer, what of it? Curiousity killed the cat the moment he stuffed his grubby little hand in her fireball stash. Kitana was generally one step ahead; but not this time. He had taken some of her candy. Without permission. UNFORGIVABLE. Even to this moment, she was still highly steamed over it. "It so was! I told you not to take my shit, especially knowing your weak ass tongue can't handle five fireballs at once. Sheesh, Mark, I swear you've got a death wish. What were you even thinking? Or were you thinking at all?"

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@HXNRYZ님이 남긴 말: I GOT A PICKLE STUCK IN MY TOOTH. @HXNRYZ님이 남긴 말: I MEAN A PIECE OF A PICKLE.

( ♠ ) .. ..I'm almost positive you meant the entire pickle. In which case, I offer you this: IT'S NOT A PICKLE. We all know what you do in your free time with these sex toys of yours, it's more than okay to admit it. That is the first step anyway: admitting you have a problem. The eighth dwarf is mighty nasty, my goodness.

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#( * : ft. PERKYTITS ) BRUH.

( ♠ ) Don't hate the player, hate the game. You're distracting me from so much work I could be doing, if I get a pay cut, I'm expecting you to reimburse me tenfold, Miss Perky, tenfold.

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@PENNCHO님이 남긴 말: SAFHOAOIFHA HENRY @HXNRYZ님이 남긴 말: PERKY TITS

( ♠ ) Both of you are a HOT FUCKING MESS.

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( ♠ ) Both of you are getting on my nerves, please locate the closest and safest emergency exit and file out of the building in an orderly fashion. Proceed calmly to the said exit and do not return. Ever. Thank you for your co-operation.

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( ♠ ) .. ..I know I'm beautiful, Sean, but refrain from staring so hard for so long, yeah? I wouldn't want your pretty little eyes to implode. Unless, you're into that kind of thing, in which case you can stare all day long.

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I'm glad I made you la— ... FARTY?!

( ♠ ) .. ..It fits, does it not? You're like the eighth dwarf: FARTY. It has a nice ring to it, I like it. Snow White didn't bring you along because the smell would do more damage to her than the apple. You could have your own movie, The Tales of the Forgotten Dwarf.

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CONFESSION: You fart too much. Seriously, how does someone have THAT much gas in them? Go to the doctor right now immediately.

MEME: SEND ME A CONFESSION AND I’LL PUBLISH IT WITHOUT ANSWERING.↳ STATUS: Open!

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