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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Origami Around
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@kuaiyaosile
aprilia: ok so we want to offer you a four year contract
pecco: say it again I’m close
aprilia: …ok so we want to offer you a four year contract?
pecco so horned up by the thought of long term monogamy that he can’t see straight: fuck give me a pen I’m gonna gofree
miss them and their happy silly times together to the moon and back 😫💔
izaskun: it was your turn to do a Valentino this time, but forced
marc: yes but it really didn't turn out that well jejeje
i will take good care of you
photos courtesy of @bikefuckersoftheworldunite ty angel <3
I love looking into riders' sponsors because there's truly some wild ones out there, like Diggia's include a bathroom furnisher (?) and a... crane manufacturer???
and Enea has a cosmetics (but described as "chemical products" on their website) sponsorship and... a solid gold company????????
Valentino Rossi appearing on Mai dire Gol after winning his first championship title in 1997.
Luca got a little flower bouquet from one of the marshals awwww
Pramac too? What’s going on in that airport?
Sisters, we still have this
They almost won the same place on the same day.🛐🛐🛐
I now believe in the guidance of fate.
Parallels
From one pov this all Honda’s fault for not bringing a more competitive bike to start 2015
THAT is true like you can say that marc thinking that vale would roll over for him to take the proverbial crown was him being phenomenally stupid and naive but i think we can cut him some slack about it because vale actually HAD done just that very explicitly and publicly for multiple years. like since they knew each other really.
vale i also do not blame for getting a bit the ick bc i think it’s really funny to read your flop situation circa 2011-2014 and be like sure i might as well make friends with this sexy ass rookie like vale’s fighting for p3/p4 most weekends anyways. AND he gets to play the gracious mentor and avoid looking like a bitter hag and also again the rookie is sexy and also hates jorge lorenzo like cmon. that’s fun! vale likes to have fun he likes a good vibe he only brings the nasty when he can use it and he couldn’t use it at that time. so he’s being friendly and it’s also an incredibly neat way to keep up the relevance/valentino legend and serves as a versionnn of an ending to his own story that wasn’t toooo flat. vale passing the baton to a friend and potentially the best ever… BUTTT then the honda sucked and jorge lorenzo’s helmet tried to kill him for like 4 races and vale was leading the championship and marc was losing points like he had a hole in his pocket. so marc (who does not understand outside narrative significance and has never read a room in his LIFEEE #illiterate) was like okay 👍 im going to never take my hand off the throttle the entire year even though this year clearly isn’t going my way and in fact ☝️ im going to get really pissy about losing and refuse to get out of your way even once in any sense of the word. which i also don’t blame him for as that is his job and i personally thought it was awesome. but i can see how vale was like okay i gave your 20 year old whole-career-ahead-of-you ass a MILE and smiled at laguna seca 2013 even when you CAST ME AS CASEY STONER AND YOURSELF AS IMPERIAL ERA ME (a very rossifumi move tbf) and you won’t give my 36 year old ass even an INCH ? for half a season??? for maybe his LAST TITLE CHARGE??? FOR THE ACTUAL END TO HIS STORY THAT HE WANTS THE MOST…. THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK…. so i can see how that might drive someone a leedle crazy.
so. the real question is. if vale stays charmingly second/third fiddle to marc for every single year post 2013 and all of those weird one sided bargains he makes with marc aren’t expected to be repaid when it’s vale’s turn to win AND passing the baton to marc remains the best truest ending to his self constructed story (as passing it to the academy eventually becomes). do they ever stop fucking.
vale’s gonna leave that track dehydrated like a raisin after marc is done with him
"Bye Bye!"
Haha, the happy holiday is over☺️
i do think marc as a 20 year old publicly saying he doesn’t believe in astrology/check his horoscope and then 10 years later starting to date a woman with an astrology tattoo and immediately coming out to say that maybe him and vale fell out because they are both aquarius is VERY funny
2014
Finally watched the full 2014 podium thing and omg the confetti?? It was SO MUCH lmao. no wonder they were all picking it off themselves 💀
Favorite bits of rider kids lore:
Marc getting prescribed a gallon of milk a day to drink because he was too small
Diggia being homeless and living in a ballpit during moto3
Enea doing artistic gymnastics and impressing the other minimoto kids with backflips
Valentino getting arrested (multiple times?) for reckless driving
Bez accidentally spilling a barrel of used oil on himself
Casey using his pet ferrets to chase rabbits out of their holes, but one of them would just fall asleep inside so he'd have to dig it out
Mig avoiding Enea because he thought he was an actual alien pretending to be a human
my niche whatever 6️⃣3️⃣🫂🌟
