Bored Kube

I'm nothing but a bored little kube.

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[tenderfeeling]

choose your weapon

[groupthinker]

stab damage vs. crush damage

[cerastes]

[wereralph]

CAN YALL PLEASE

[memewhore]

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

[davestrider-blog-deactivated202]

see that bit of grey, faded text? 

mystery solved.

[bludhavenbabe]

[xtremersadiq]

an ace attorney fan would have dragged it out far longer than they needed to

[aberrantemotion]

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

[aberrantemotion]

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

[fab-bladesmith]

Raven Folder High Carbon steel blade, hand-carved ebonized oak handle.

[goobra]

bro is it parasocial to experience art

[mx-selfdestruct]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[soulvomit]

This is what executive dysfunction feels like.

[rokelse-deactivated20220402]

i constantly think about how Maul tried to run Anakin over with his bike in the phantom menace and it never stops being funny to me he really said fuck this random ass kid

[rokelse-deactivated20220402]

the most hysterical visual in the entire franchise

[hoennechidna]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[ashstfu]

the problem with fictional characters is that i am not one

[plaguedocboi]

Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

[bob-artist]

The look of betrayal 😭

(volume warning for my high-pitched nervous laughter)

[wyrmmaster]

It’s actually really funny how many cultures have fox spirits and how many mostly consider them Complete Assholes, whether actively malicious or just dickheads that trick people

You’ve got the Kitsune that can be anywhere from incomprehensibly evil and powerful to doting mothers and good wives, 

You’ve got the Huli Jing in China which were believed to be entirely female and needed male energy to survive, and did so by corrupting high-level politicians- and the Jiuweihu, the big girls that took to leading souls away from Dharma,

You’ve got the Gumiho in Korea, who just straight up eat people’s livers or steal their life force,

In Scandinavia, specifically Finland, fox spirits were believed to be the cause of Aurora Borealis, revontulet, the “fox fire”, as well as just usually messing with people, and then also the Brunnmigi for the Norse which poisoned water because fuck you,

The Celts also attributed them to be wily little bastards that existed to make fools of hunters and apparently that’s where the word “Shenanigan” came from, originally being sionnachuighim, “I play the fox” in irish gaelic,

In Europe you’ve got Reynard the asshole baron, 

and from what I’ve seen a lot of native american tribes also just consider them dicks on the level of coyotes 

it’s like every human that sees one of these

is just like “wow, what an asshole”, it’s great

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Assigned bastard at birth

[orgyporgy]

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]