~Hello~

[awwww-cute]

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[astudyintransience]

anyone else super petty and make a mental note of apps to never download out of spite because you’ve seen so many ads for them in your current apps that it actually pisses you off

[astudyintransience]

doctor: there is only one cure for your terminal illness….

me: what is it doctor

doctor: you must download game of war for your mobile device

me: ok so how long till i die then

[yardwaste-deactivated20170903]

i’m adrian

[scenicroutes]

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

I’d like to take this moment to thank zootopia for not putting full heads of hair on the girl animals and only the girl animals

[magehand]

the only animal that had hair was shakiras fursona

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

Shakira can have all the hair she wants honestly

[hentaidaddy666]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[pajamaben]

*watching sports* why are the two teams fighting? they should work together. that way they can all win

[toshio]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

aint this that bitch from zootopia

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[respectfulmemes]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

Honestly this is me at 3:45AM two days before

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝