c'est la vie

Hannah PNW 20's

[sksjdncmaoeebss]

[juliapott]

[5th-avenue-nyc]

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

[jclyn]

[undocupop]

I’m the girl

[shiraglassman]

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

[shiraglassman]

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

[fireandwonder]

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

[skunkydpoopy]

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

[shiraglassman]

JAW….DROP…. 

[lady-patra]

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

[just-p3achy]

Reblogging again for that last one

[sebbymercat]

Lesbians are a myth, didn’t you know that?

[capillaries-blog]

being a person who just naturally cries a lot is so embarrassing like 

stressed out? cry. confused? cry. happy? cry. emotional movie? cry. scared? cry. you respond to every possible emotion by crying. and you have to tell people not to panic because like? you just cry a lot and not to take it personally but like 

crying 

[lizgrdnr]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[stability]

via tamerkattan4real

[kurt-nobrain]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[lestateur]

[grace--upon--grace]

[sicknessofeden]

[love-personal]

[millaymary]

[tarantinosdeathproof]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all” is really just a fancy way of saying “Doesn’t matter, had sex.”