everything's comming up hummel

I'll flicker then flare up. kurt hummel. 16. sophomore. welcome to my humble corner of the internet.

[kurtaincalls]

 berrybest​:

… I’m so sorry, Kurt. I’m sure someone like you is well prepared for a fashion emergency, but please let me know if you need any help cleaning up, or if you’d like to borrow a sweater of mine. I know how badly those dyes can stain clothes, and I’d hate for one of those jock heads to ruin something expensive from your closet.

Oh. Thank you for your concern, Rachel. However, and I can’t emphasize this enough, I would rather walk around school in fake designer Gucci like one of those Arminian mallrats before you ever catch me in one of those carousel horse sweaters. Even if we do happen to weirdly wear the same size.

[kurtaincalls]

puckermanjake​:

Dude, you need to learn how to defend yourself from those dumbasses so they don’t keep doing this shit to you. They just do it ‘cause they think they’re stronger than you.

Right, next time Azimio and Karofsky corner me in the bathroom, I’ll be sure to hit them with some moves from when I took a stage combat class so they can get a good laugh before they dunk my head in the toilet. Seriously, you sound like the administration at this school. 

[kurtaincalls]

Well, there’s nothing like a fresh cup of slushie to shock the senses awake on this fine Monday morning - for those of you missing half your brain cells from smoking pot under the bleachers, that was sarcasm. Next time, you think about throwing one of the those devil drinks my way, rest assured that you will be receiving the invoice for my dry cleaning.

[kurtaincalls]

marley-rose​:

i guess Monday marks my new directions debut! really excited to get to know everyone in there and make some magic. if you don’t know me i’m marley, i’m a sophomore and i’m an aries (sometimes people care about that?) 

to whom it may concern: my favorite song on taylor swift’s evermore is gold rush. 

Welcome to the island of misfit toys, Marley. I’m Kurt, fellow sophomore and a gemini (which I have been made aware is the most disliked sign for some reason.)

I knew I smelled a Swiftie around these parts. While I may have hitched my allegiance to another pop girl, I can’t deny the genius of 1989. But tell me, is this statement a teaser for your audition number?

[gleekcaps]