THE REST IS STILL UNWRITTEN.

rachel barbra berry★ captain of the burgeoning new directions at william mckinley high school. new york bound, come hell or high water. (please, stop locking me out of the girl's bathroom. it's incredibly demeaning.)

[berrybest]

bitchycheerio​:

The implication was enough. 

I’m not going to give you any kind of tips at actually succeeding with your desperate attempt at getting people to love you, but I will say that if you’re going to give your group an actual shot you’re going to need some heat to actually get things going. That also means you’re gonna have to sit back and sway in the background because whatever heat might happen will immediately be squelched by your horrible outfits and house elf stature. 

Heat? You clearly have no clue what show choir is truly about. We’re not trying to be... sexy, Santana. We’re performers -- a panel of judges wants to see a team that’s in sync, that’s full of passion, and that knows their material like the back of their hand. It’s Glee club, after all. Besides, implying that I shouldn’t be in the spotlight is a surefire way to ensure a New Directions loss. I have years of professional singing and dancing training under my belt -- I’m easily the most talented and well rounded member of the team.

[berrybest]

fliqhtlessbird​:

Not saying that this post wasn’t great. It was super informative but maybe, next time, you could just post a video from YouTube instead. I think people like listening more than they like reading which is sort of sad if you think about it, but still, it may have been more entertaining?

Either way, I’ll be there. And – wait, why are you part of sixteen clubs?

Information isn’t meant to be entertaining. It’s meant to be just that -- informative. While my YouTube channel is growing every day, I fear that the hatred I receive from those who have nothing better to do in their free time aside from harass me would drown out the message I’m trying to send. Simply, I’ll work on being more concise in the future.

You will? Incredible! I very much look forward to hearing your audition! Not that I have any sway in who gets in, of course, but as the most talented member of the New Directions, impressing me is essentially an official invitation.

Because I have the time to do so, of course. I’m very involved in school functions -- dipping my toes into as many ponds as I can assures that I’m giving everything a fair shot. Plus, it doesn’t look too horrible on college applications to have such a rigorous after school schedule, correct?

[berrybest]

bicorncheer​:

Then why not make a video or something giving a good understanding of the process? Might be easier… I dunno… aren’t musicals kind of boring though? And wouldn’t musicals and plays be through the drama club? This is confusing…

Oh umm thanks for the offer Rachel but I’m too high up in the pyramid to drop down just yet. Maybe another time.

My videos are strictly for performances only. The negative reviews from our peers already weigh them down -- I fear that any informative video I try to make would get the same treatment. Then, no one would see the video, and the message would be lost forever. Rather counterproductive, if you ask me.

Musicals are hardly boring! They’re love stories brought to life on the stage. The songs lend themselves to the story the actors are trying to tell, and the raw emotion you get from enjoying live theatre is simply unparalleled. If we had a drama club, I’d agree, but I’m afraid all things arts-related have fallen to the wayside. Most of the school’s budget goes to things like sports -- football, cheerleading. We barely have enough funds for Glee club at it is.

I see. Well, as disappointed as I am, I can’t say I didn’t anticipate this response. You really shouldn’t let societal things like hierarchies dictate what you do, Brittany. Life is much more enjoyable when you don’t care what everyone else thinks of you.

[berrybest]

thebreebrown​:

You’ll have to explain to me first what a show choir is. You’re looking at a future Cheerio, if that answers your question enough.

A future Cheerio? I see. Cheerleaders tend to dislike me -- and show choir, by extension -- but I’ll give you a brief synopsis in hopes that you transcend the pack.

Show choir is a competitive league for people who enjoy performing -- singing, dancing, the whole nine yards. We rehearse weekly on a variety of numbers, from arrangements to choreography, and compete against the best of the best in the local Midwestern area. If we climb the success ladder high enough, we could be the best show choir in the nation. Theatre is my life, and Glee club is certainly scratching the itch I have to perform.

There’s only a handful of us right now in the New Directions, but we’re always looking for more people to join our small crusade.

[berrybest]

thatsamuelevans​:

yeah and the audition inforamtion got lost in the rest. so I’d go for shorter and more to the point. And you might have done that.

Dude, how can you be in that many clubs when we’re in school for five days a week and most clubs meet at the same time from what I get. You got a time turner right? You totally got a time turner. It’s the only explination.

Even if I do consider myself a Hermione Granger type, I sadly don’t possess the same magic she does. It’s a simple case of expert time management -- being in clubs that happen on the same days at the same time requires some finesse, of course, but my passion outweighs my brief five minute absence. Plus, being one of three members in some cases certainly helps my cause.

[berrybest]

itsqbfinn​:

You’ve got an audience for both things. Isn’t that the whole point of singing? Yeah, sorry I just already have a ton on my plate and singing and dancing, it’s not really my thing. We all have our things, mine’s football and getting unlimited breadsticks at Breadstix. Break a leg sounds a lot worse than good luck. Why would you want to break your leg? 

I suppose. I just wasn’t aware there was an entire platform dedicated to performing to a specific audience that I wasn’t aware about. Perhaps this requires a little more research on my end. -- Finn, no offense, but doesn’t everyone get unlimited breadsticks at Breadsticks? Last I checked, it’s in their policy. I’m convinced that’s how they’re able to stay in business, despite the otherwise mediocre food. 

Good luck is notoriously equivalent to bad luck in the theatre world. Though the original origin of ‘break a leg’ is still somewhat cloudy, it comes down purely to  tradition. Trust me -- though the phrase may sound malicious in nature, it’s said in good spirits.

[lestateur]

[berrybest]

bitchycheerio​:

If you don’t have anyone’s number in your phone besides your dads numbers you can just say that. Don’t act like people didn’t hear you all singing sit down you’re rockin’ the boat. Seriously not even all the Nanas in the best nursing home want to hear that ditty. 

That’s hardly the point I was trying to make, Santana. I have nothing to prove to you, so simply, I’ll leave it at that.

For once, however, we’re in agreement -- though I fancy myself a connoisseur of the Broadway catalog, it’s hardly inspiring to do a rendition of Sit Down You’re Rockin’ The Boat with five people. It’s also, in my opinion, a little dated. A standard is a standard, of course, but with how modern theatre has gotten lately, it feels like a missed opportunity in our first forage into group performance. 

[berrybest]

thatsamuelevans​:

Why not just give the time and palce for the audition adn what you’re supposed to do. So much easier and everyone love easy. I don’t know I’m just trying to figure out stuff and my place at this place.

Well, that post did contain that information. It just happened to be surrounded by other information. Perhaps next time, I’ll try to make it a little more short, sweet, and to the point. As I said, I don’t want to deter anyone who’s interested due to my own knack for over explaining things.

I can respect that you’re still trying to learn the ropes around here -- I’m hardly a new student in Lima, and I often feel this way -- but, if you’d like, I could try to help you. There’s no pressure, of course, but as someone who’s heavily invested in sixteen school clubs, I’d like to think I’m more than equipped to provide you with a William McKinley tour.

[berrybest]

puckhq​:

cool. wait, what? sheet music? nah. that’s not for me. i thought it was a potluck or something, or like a celebration for you being such a dork. you know with a few tweaks you could totally be hot, did anyone ever tell ya that? because the whole nerd thing is working for you ngl, those skirts aren’t hurting at all, berry.

No, Noah, it’s not a potluck. I wouldn’t count out the chances of a recruiting bake sale, however, if that sparks your interest. And while I appreciate your... strange attempt at flattery, consider this a thorough denial. Even if there’s the slightest hint of glamour that comes with appealing to the masses, I’m comfortable being who I am. I don’t need to change that for anyone. Should someone like me, they’ll do so for who I am: my talent.

[berrybest]

bicorncheer​:

Yeah but don’t you get all of that information when you go to auditions? I mean it’s Glee club right? So anyone who auditions will know to sing or whatever and if they get chosen they’d get all the information. I don’t know..

You don’t but a lot of other people do, I’m just smart for finding a simple way for you to get your point out!

Considering the otherwise lack of arts in this school, I fear that many people might not know the standard audition procedure. When’s the last time we even had a school musical, for example? And the Glee club itself has been retired for years now. I just want to make sure that people who are as passionate about this as I am have all the information they need.

Though, you do make a point -- I could be more succinct. Perhaps next time.

This begs the question, however: would you be interested in joining our ranks? I know Glee and cheerleading differ in a variety of ways, but surely you understand passion for performance arts.

[berrybest]

skysplitsxo​:

I never said they didn’t interest me, Berry, so I would appreciate you not putting words in my mouth, nor do I appreciate you implying that I would actually do anything to you.  And while those two things are different, I agree, again- I wouldn’t do anything to you.  It’s not my job~

How could they interest you if your only goal is to demean them? Surely, you have to understand where I’m coming from. You’re hardly nice to me at school -- in fact, you’re barely civil. I have every reason to suspect the same animosity from your online presence as well. I will, of course, be the bigger person and apologize for making assumptions, but to defend myself: you’ve never given me a reason to think otherwise.

[berrybest]

thebreebrown​:

God, am I sorry I clicked on this link. Good luck with your little…club?

From where I’m sitting, there’s no apology necessary. Well, aside from your otherwise unwelcoming tone, I suppose. However, I’m willing to forgive you if you have a genuine interest in joining the ranks of the New Directions. Are you much of a performer?

[berrybest]

thesugargmotta​:

Ha, I highly doubt that one, Blue Berry, seeing as I’m not in your little club. You see, I’m gonna be a big, big star one day. I have the voice of a freaking angel and hips that definitely don’t lie to go along with it. A little misguided? Really? I’ve heard him blasting freaking Journey in that death trap he calls a car. I can only imagine whatever other crap he picks for you guys. And for that, I pity you.

If you’re truly as talented as you say you are, then I personally see no reason as to why you haven’t auditioned for the New Directions yet. Though we may be small in numbers, we most certainly make up for it with our passion and dedication. And while I appreciate your somewhat misplaced pity, have no fear -- one of the many benefits of being the captain of this team is being able to talk Mr. Schuester down from his rather... creative song selections. Just this past week, I nearly had to burn his sheet music to Funky Town. 

[berrybest]

bitchycheerio​:

Information can also be sent in one line. For example my classic “party 10 pm. my house” texts that you’ve never gotten. Even the words show choir sound lame. 

I don’t consider myself a stickler about many things, but texting seems too personal for something that’s strictly business. Or, well, academic, I suppose, in this scenario. Either way, show choir isn’t lame, as you so creatively put it. Those who are interested understand the appeal, and in that respect, it’s their opinions that I value the most.

[berrybest]

skysplitsxo​:

Please do us all a favor and cut about…. 95% of all of this.  Maybe even your blog, as well.  

If my posts don’t interest you, Quinn, you don’t have to engage with them. In fact, for the sake of my own safety, I think it’s best that you keep a safe and comfortable distance from my online presence. Though I’m not sure locking someone out of a website and locking someone out of a bathroom stall are exact parallels, I’d rather hedge my bets. Surely, you understand.

[berrybest]

thesugargmotta​:

Why would anyone want to join your club? You guys all look like you had an extra dose of suckiness sprinkled on your Wheaties when you woke up. And don’t even get me started on that director of yours! Schoober, or whatever his name is? He looks like a poodle that got squeezed into an ugly sweater that his old lady owner forced him into.

That’s incredibly insensitive. For the record, only the extraordinary are accepted into the New Directions. We’re fostering genuine talent -- in fact, this club will surely become the foundation of my long awaited career on the Great White Way. And while I have my fair share of criticisms about Mr. Schuester, his looks aren’t one of them. His song selections are a little... misguided, at best, but he’s talented, and passionate. Truly, that’s what matters.