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You would?
Mhm. Maybe even a billion times. And I’m sorry that I’m….pretty much a nudist at this point, but hey, I gotta lotta ass to go around. Plus this way if nudes from my phone ever get leaked, no one will care.
You’re insane. In the best way possible.
I love you too.
I’l marry you a million more times.
You would?
Okay…
I love you, buttface.
I love you too.
I just want you to myself.
You have me to yourself. Though my body iis mine, it’s not me. My body is my temple, my tool, my instrument.,, and I think tat everyone should have a chance to see it. But honey, you’re not sharing me with anyone. I’m more than my body.
Okay...
Wow.. Okay.
Baby. You know that’s how I am.You need to stop freaking out every time. There are so many nude pictures of me on the Internet.
I just want you to myself.
It’s mine.
It’s not yours, actually. It’s mine. And if I want people to see it, they will. It’s not like I’m having sex with other peple. And it’s not like balls are intimate. The way I kiss your nose before you fall asleep, that’s intimate.Get over it.
Wow.. Okay.
Well I do.
It’s not your body. You don’t get to tel me what to do with it, KUrt.
It’s mine.
You can’t just.. Post things like that!
Honey, everyone’s seen my dick. I don’t see what the problem is. I love my body. I don’t really care if it’s seen by many.
Well I do.
Yes? Is there a problem?
You can’t just.. Post things like that!
Shush. You love bath time, and you love helping me shave my thighs.
I so don’t.
If I big spoon tonight, you’re helping bathe me tomorrow morning, okay? And by bathe, I really mean just help me shave, because I’m doing an ice bath and I know you won’t get in.
So needy.
Fine, fine. But never forget that Mister Penis loves you.
Oh, trust me, I won’t.
How dare you insult him like that?
I want the arms tonight.
Super mean to me. You’re lucky if you even get to see mister penis tonight.
I’m not asking for mister penis.
But I don’t have a show until eight tomorrow, and I want to see you for a little while. I want some kisses and some snuggles.
You’ll find me in bed wearing sweatpants when you get home. Kisses and snuggles will be provided there.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Two am isn’t always the time for Kardashians, babe.
I’ probably not going to get home until about one-thirty or two. So no date night. Maybe cuddling and watching the Kardashian’s and falling asleep on the couch?
I’ll probably already be asleep so how about you just come home and hold me?
