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[legallyblonde]

[tommygunbloodlust-deactivated20]

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

[victoriaclaregray]

High quality photos of my progress on this one. I’m enjoying this more than anything i’ve ever drawn before for some reason. Lots of high dwelling/rock flora on this piece. Species included: Maiden Hair Spleen Wort/ Wild Thyme/ Lady’s Smock/ Heath Speedwell & lots more.

[flowury]

when u get so bored during class you wittle an almond into a tiny man

[flowury]

make him famous

[demonmeganfox]

And to think… This all started when Leslie Knope gay married those two penguins

[flyingwithjohn-deactivated20170]

Hahahhahahahahhaha 😂

[1800blergh-deactivated20150426]

[fluentley]

x

[blazwura]

This is probably favourite photo on the internet

[bunnyfu-fu]

I was feeling depressed as shit and then I grabbed him to cuddle. He was being all cute and started making me feel better but then he got pissed and started biting me????

[bunnyfu-fu]

oh and now he just pooped on me

[solisseblog]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[thriftedrose]

[illuminaura]

‎You have to be the kind of person who can make the best out of a Tuesday. You know those people who live for the weekends? They’re wishing their life away. You have to find something worth living for or else you’ll look back and realize you’ve wasted your life away.

Drew Marvin, English Teacher (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

[psych-facts]

“Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.”

Mark Amend (via amargedom)

[ayymoshimoshi]

[spacemanrhys]

I hate Death Note spoilers, am I right Ladies?

[andrewsadrian-deactivated201403]

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

[daihazed-deactivated20171117]

EEEEE SO I BOUGHT MY KITTY A SWEATER AND NOW SHE WONT LET ME TAKE IT OFF