Imagine: Matt and Dan finally got married and moved into their own house. Now the Foxes need housewarming gifts.
Headcanon: The Foxes at IKEA
Dude just wandered through the childrenās furniture and plush toy section with an empty cart.
Donāt ask why. He stood exactly where Neil left him and didnāt move. Didnāt care at all.
Several employees approached him to ask, āWhere are your parents?ā ā from the back he looked like a lost child.
Found a measuring tape and started measuring everything ā tables, candelabras, Andrewā¦ yep, exactly 152cm.
Despite being a genius with maps, he got lost on his way back from the bathroom after leaving Andrew in the kids' section.
Too tired to search, he collapsed in a pile of pillows and fell asleep. Andrew found him 30 minutes later.
They walked to checkout together and grabbed a random potted plant for decor on the way out.
Came with the goal of gifting them gym equipment. Got distracted by soft beds.
Tested three mattresses for firmness and ended up buying some high-end orthopedic model.
Argued with the cashier about the discount system at checkout. Classic.
Came for candles. Left with a heart-shaped pillow, a frog-shaped rug, and fairy lights.
Complimented the figure and fashion sense of a random employee.
Yes, he was there with Erik. Yes, Erik agreed about the employee.
Did a shopping cart drift and possibly shattered a few mirrors.
Took selfies in every mirror, spending 15 minutes at each.
Tried to do a full kitchen showroom photo shoot. Neil had no idea why she sent him pictures of a red fridge.
Almost cried in a euro-renovated model room, but got distracted by some amazing-smelling candles.
š¤©Aaron (and Katelyn): š¤©
Showed up in a bad mood. Brightened up when Katelyn suggested looking at kidsā items.
Mood tanked again when he realized the kids were for Dan and Matt.
They were the only ones with a proper shopping list and actually followed it.
Finished her shopping in 15 minutes but spent 30 helping an elderly couple choose the right curtain shade.
She is really just a kind girl.
Convinced Allison to go home after her 32nd selfie with that same elderly couple.
Took a cart and immediately knocked over a display. Apologized into the void and rolled away.
Fell asleep on one of the couches while waiting for Allison to be done.
Joined Nicky in a spontaneous shopping cart race to prove he was just as fun. Lost.
Disappeared for half an hour. Turned out he was sitting in a random bathtub eating snacks.
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