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Renee is the only true believerāwell, maybe Nicky too. So the Foxes end up eating Easter cake against their will and are like, āForgive me, Father, for my sins.ā
??: Neil, what were you thinking when you spat in Riko's face?
Neil: fuck it, we'll be redor
Kevin helped Jean start a new live, Kevin found Andrew a purpose to live, Kevin gave Neil a home he doesn't have to run from... but Kevin still couldn't help himself
Dream #1: Kevin level not giving a damn (through all five books that nora has released, he hasn't given us even a hint that he knows about the andrils)
Neil: Ā« Basically, i get it Ā»
Kevin, mentally having already picked out a coffin:š¶
Andrew, mentally having already picked out a wedding ring: š„°
Kevin, when Andrew and Neil are speaking German, but he still doesn't know the whole language after his first lesson on duolingo
Jean Moreau upon arriving in Evermore
Jean: This English is driving me crazy
Jean: And that English teacher with her āHow are you today?ā
Jean: Who will you be? What will you become?
Jean: Iāll be a bum
Imagine: Matt and Dan finally got married and moved into their own house. Now the Foxes need housewarming gifts.
Headcanon: The Foxes at IKEA
Andrew: š
Dude just wandered through the childrenās furniture and plush toy section with an empty cart.
Donāt ask why. He stood exactly where Neil left him and didnāt move. Didnāt care at all.
Several employees approached him to ask, āWhere are your parents?ā ā from the back he looked like a lost child.
š§øNeil: š§ø
Found a measuring tape and started measuring everything ā tables, candelabras, Andrew⦠yep, exactly 152cm.
Despite being a genius with maps, he got lost on his way back from the bathroom after leaving Andrew in the kids' section.
Too tired to search, he collapsed in a pile of pillows and fell asleep. Andrew found him 30 minutes later.
They walked to checkout together and grabbed a random potted plant for decor on the way out.
Kevin:
Came with the goal of gifting them gym equipment. Got distracted by soft beds.
Tested three mattresses for firmness and ended up buying some high-end orthopedic model.
Argued with the cashier about the discount system at checkout. Classic.
šNicky: āļø
Came for candles. Left with a heart-shaped pillow, a frog-shaped rug, and fairy lights.
Complimented the figure and fashion sense of a random employee.
Yes, he was there with Erik. Yes, Erik agreed about the employee.
Did a shopping cart drift and possibly shattered a few mirrors.
š¤©Allison: š¤©
Took selfies in every mirror, spending 15 minutes at each.
Tried to do a full kitchen showroom photo shoot. Neil had no idea why she sent him pictures of a red fridge.
Almost cried in a euro-renovated model room, but got distracted by some amazing-smelling candles.
š¤©Aaron (and Katelyn): š¤©
Showed up in a bad mood. Brightened up when Katelyn suggested looking at kidsā items.
Mood tanked again when he realized the kids were for Dan and Matt.
They were the only ones with a proper shopping list and actually followed it.
šRenee: š
Finished her shopping in 15 minutes but spent 30 helping an elderly couple choose the right curtain shade.
She is really just a kind girl.
Convinced Allison to go home after her 32nd selfie with that same elderly couple.
š±Seth: š
Took a cart and immediately knocked over a display. Apologized into the void and rolled away.
Fell asleep on one of the couches while waiting for Allison to be done.
Joined Nicky in a spontaneous shopping cart race to prove he was just as fun. Lost.
Disappeared for half an hour. Turned out he was sitting in a random bathtub eating snacks.
AU where Andrew and Neil are broke college students working at the same coffee shop.
Andrew: I got a bonus.
Neil: I know what that means..))
Andrew: Yeah? What does it mean?))
Neil: Weāre going on a romantic date?
Andrew: Weāre finally buying a new kettle š„°š
AU where Andrew is a law professor at a university and Nathaniel is his mob boss husband no one knows about.
Dean: Professor Minyard, your acquaintance... has parked a tinted limo on the faculty lawn again.
Andrew: Itās not a limo. Itās a mobile negotiation office.
Dean: A leg fell out of the trunk.
Andrew: Training dummy. Very realistic.
Dean: The dummy was swearing.
Andrew: High-end. With a voice module. May I continue my lecture?
Andrews in an AU where they have exes:
ā Thereās no party like a funeral for your ex.
AU where the Andries are kids and live in a village.
[Wymack]: Kevin, keep an eye on Neil. You know how he isāIām entrusting him to you.
[Kevin]: Of course, Dad! His first date with Marissa will go smoothly, no problem.
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[Andrew, pulling weeds]: What are you stalling for?
[Neil, who Andrewās mom made help him]: Shut up, Iām almost done.
[Wymack on the phone]: So, how are the kids doing?
[Kevin]: Oh, you know. Great date. All going perfectly.
AU where Neil is a professional piercer.
[Andrew]: Iād do anything for you.
[Neil]: You mean youāll leave me alone and go bother some other piercer?
[Andrew]: Iād do almost anything for you.
AU where Andrew is the kidnapper and Neil turns out to not be the right guy.
[Neil]: Whatās your zodiac sign?
[Andrew]: Why do you care?
[Neil]: Gotta check our compatibility.
[Andrew]: ā¦
If Andrew worked as a lawyer:
Aaron: Am I going to jail for this?
Andrew: Hell if I know.
Kevin: YOU'RE A FUCKING LAWYER
Andrew: Donāt worry, I gave him something for good motivation.
Kevin: A few tips?
Andrew: A beating.