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[kvlies]

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[serotnin]

[kvlies]

@theweeknd: @KylieJenner then i think its about time we schedule a private show :)

@KylieJenner: @theweeknd sounds like a plan to me :) i'll dm you some details and we can get that set up yeah? 💋

[knivedfatalis]

✹✪ 𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙    /    𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖘.

[kvlies]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘽𝙍𝙂𝙃𝙏

@madelame: so … i think i’ve officially hit a wall !!  @madelame: i’ve filmed all the content i can tHINK of for my youtube channel, butchered an attempt at a vegan dish from my fAVE restaurant and i’ve literally put make up on to go nowhere but my sofa… hence the devil get uP. :// @madelame: i need suggestions on what to do … and in return i’ll owe a favour or i can make banana bread if preferred. just help a girl out, pLEASE :( 

kylizzlemynizzl: girl i swear i’m struggling on finding things to do anymore. i’ve done it all. to painting, board games, video games, reading, watching movies so idk  kylizzlemynizzl: i feel bad bc i’m sure with your job you need the content but fuck this is all so hard. it’s messing with my muse for life !!!

[kvlies]

𝙍𝘾𝙎𝙀𝙌𝙑𝙍𝙏𝙕

𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓪: exactly! best to be comfy since this probably isn’t gonna end any time soon. 𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓪: i totally deserve it right? it’s been hard af staying inside.

𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐘𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋: probably not honestly, i feel like i’ve bought so many pairs of pjs for this sort of thing to have happened  𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐘𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋: oh most definitely deserve it, no question about that. 

[kvlies]

★ snapchat sent — jade.

[kvlies]

𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙁𝘾𝙇𝙇𝙎

justjadeamelia: i feel ya hun, i feel ya. but dancing about with you and stormi is gonna cheer me right up justjadeamelia: honestly, i thought if i was gonna have a groundhog day style moment it would be more fun than this. but nope !

kylizzlemynizzl: a dance party just seems like the best chance of us forgetting the shit going on rn tbh !!! kylizzlemynizzl: honestly it just has me shocked how fast time seems to just roll around it’s absolutely insane 

[kvlies]

★ snapchat sent — sissy.

[kvlies]

𝙀𝙈𝙈𝙔𝘿𝙊𝙏𝘾𝙊𝙈

kennyob: wow so my horde of children will be over in .5 seconds and u can kEEP them FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS :) kennyob: whO ARE YOU :(((((( i don’T RECOGNIZE YOU :((( IS THIS KOURTNEY ???

kylizzlemynizzl: oh it can’t be THAT BAD you know i love those lil babies :(((( so much !! kylizzlemynizzl: nOW DON’T BE SO RUDE TO COMPARE ME TO KOURTNEY WHAT KINDA SHIT💔💔💔

[kvlies]

★ snapchat sent — girlfriend.

[kvlies]

𝙀𝙈𝙈𝙔𝘿𝙊𝙏𝘾𝙊𝙈

stassiebaby: i’ve been the LEAST baddest bitch u know . i haven’t left my bed all damn day . catch me being the LAZIEST  bitch u know instead :P stassiebaby: stop flirting with me ur so far away and we can’t even make out :(

kylizzlemynizzl: only the laziest after me like, i’m so tired and lazy anymore idk what day it even is anymore i s2g  kylizzlemynizzl: uh no can do this is the ONLY action i’m getting ma’am despite our inability to makeout :/ we have a lot of making up to do when this shit ends 

[kvlies]

★ imessage sent — david.

david: that is a LIE..you don't hate me

david: oh you know, doing the same! i've had a lot of time to plan my next scheme

david: tell her i say hi!! i miss her!! and you too of course

kylie: you're ... maybe not wrong but !! i'm not happy !!

kylie: i'll definitely have to let her know, at this point any contact human wise other than me is always nice i suppose lmao

kylie: but i miss you too obviously :)

[kvlies]

「 ✦ ˚ — 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞.

DANIELLE: i don't either. most people get to stay safe at home and those people just..can't. it's unfortunate.

DANIELLE: you're definitely right there! i'm not sure if the neighbours managed to see anything but i ran inside pretty quickly. there's nothing wrong with showing off a little though :)

DANIELLE: how are you holding up with all this craziness in the world rn?

KYLIE: things are pretty standard as far as i understand them rn like i'm just kinda doing makeup, taking care of stormi and staying inside

KYLIE: i hope this shit ends soon, i'm so ready to stay at a beach house for an extended amount of time

KYLIE: is it normal to not necessarily enjoy always being in LA ??

[kvlies]

@theweeknd: @KylieJenner i feel that , that's why i better not have kids. all this money would be blown on one of them play houses kris got stormi . this troll can sing , idk , i heard lets a big hit with the ladies . she might dig seeing her mom loosening up

@KylieJenner: @theweeknd oh you think so ?? you might have to do a little more convincing for her to trust that statement, but also her mom as well :)

[kvlies]

★ imessage sent — niall.

niall: exactly. it's how ya keep bright and happy. i don't make the rules.

niall: yeah, yeah exactly. like they say, bad press is better than no press at all. keep it positive girl.

niall: i'm honoured. truly, truly honoured. i usually get that i'm the reason that girls can't trust men. but u just switched it. this is a good day!

kylie: well it's always nice to make someone's day as far as / my / day goes !! so you're more than welcome :)

kylie: either way, you're not wrong like bad press is still press and i'm probably one of the biggest narcissists to exist so !! whatever works

[kvlies]

.｡.:* sms *:. ｡. ✉️ open

jade: i may have left my back doors open and sang along very, very awfully to the greatest showman at the top of my voice.

jade: and then ended up with a round of applause from old bernie next door, laughing very very hard at me.

jade: and honestly, i lapped it up because it's the most attention i've had for a long arse time.

jade: this is what happens when you're on day 15 without praise.

kylie: honestly i felt this deep in my heart

kylie: i'm going crazy in this whole staying inside ordeal like i want to go to a beach so bad rn

[kvlies]

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[kvlies]

𝘾𝙊𝘿𝙔𝙑𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉

i decided to try my hand at some baking today , that was a fucking disaster in of itself . not only did the damn cake explode in the oven , which i have no clue how that’s even possible , but whatever — ricky also thought it was funny to switch my sugar with salt . did i beat his ass afterwards ? absolutely . so now he has to cook an entire five course meal for me . if anyone wants leftovers , i’ll have him deliver it to your doorstep too . consider me charitable or whatever .

oh you did ? how’s that going, bud ? jesus christ cody, you could’ve just facetimed me during this whole ordeal. why the fuck did the cake even explode ? H O W did you manage that ? i have so many questions, dude. stormi and i will always enjoy leftovers . . . me more than stormi due to her young pickiness but hey i’ll eat anything. 

[kvlies]

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙎𝙑𝙉𝙎

「 ✦ ˚ — (1) new snap.

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐀: officially haven’t moved from this spot all day. 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐀: this robe is comfy af and so is my bed. 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐀: srsly debating just ordering food so i don’t have to get up.  𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐀: quarantine laziness at its finest, folks !

𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐘𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋: well you might as well get comfy with everything going on in the world rn so hey . . . cheers !!! 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐘𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋: girly as a reward for not doing a damn thing and following the rules of staying in, i say it’s a definite on ordering food :)

[lindemvnns]

snap from: maggs

[kvlies]

𝙇𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙈𝙑𝙉𝙉𝙎

maggie: i need some music recs maggie: give me some of your favorite underrated bops maggie: please and thank you

kylizzlemynizzl: hm i’ll give you my top five faves rn :~) so anything by waterparks is so good, especially their album FANDOM but also lauv, muna, anything by the cranberries and finally conan gray <3 kylizzlemynizzl: hopefully those help :~)