braveheart.

one step at a time.

[captainshyguy]

I have this headcanon that the Gryffindor Quidditch team were little shits, that Oliver could barely control, so he made a rule board, which started off pretty normal but got out of hand.

I imagine it was like this: (This is the Quidditch team in the first 3 books.)

1. Quidditch is not just a game. People who think otherwise will face the wrath of Mr Wood. 

2. Mr Wood is NOT a cane to beat people with. 

3. Don’t let Fred and George near anything. Anything. 

4. Friendly reminder that the chasers aren’t secretly super Ministry spies who could kill with one glance if they wanted, no matter what Fred says. 

5. Hufflepuff’s seeker is not secretly a badger.

6. Harry is our baby secret weapon, and must be protected at all costs. 

7. Keep the Chocolate Frog Card stash away from Alicia and Katie. 

8. Playing ‘Spin the Broomstick’ and '7 Minutes in the Broom Cupboard’ is forbidden. 

9. All pairing names are forbidden. Especially Johnwood and Wooter. 

10. Oliver Wood is not a walking sexual innuendo. 

11. Anyone who says 'Morning Wood’ will be high-fived punished. 

12. Harry I don’t care if your scar is hurting, just catch the snitch for Merlin’s sake. 

13. People who say Fred and George are the same will be attacked by bludgers. 

14. Incidentally, if Fred and George pretend to be each other one more time, they’ll be attacked by bludgers when they’re least expecting it. 

15. The next person to ruin Wood’s date by saying 'He’s a keeper.’ then winking is off the team. 

16. Betting on how many times Wood will fall off of his broom is forbidden. 

17. Beaters are not code words for prostitutes. 

18. Anyone heard singing 'We saw Oliver’s butt’ will clean the broom cupboard for a week. 

19. Discussing if twins are exactly the same EVERYWHERE is forbidden. 

20. Oh they’re not exactly the same. ;)

21. Fred and George are now forbidden from writing on the rule board. 

22. Friendly reminder that Angelina is not to be trusted with our clothes, and the next time the twins convince her to take them, the three of them will be picking them out of the lake themselves. 

23. Singing 'Potter for captain’ and 'How will Potter end up in the Hospital Wing next?’ is banned. (On weekdays.)

24. Insulting Slytherins is allowed if they start it, but if you don’t want us to get disqualified, please refrain from sneaking live spiders into their quidditch robes. 

25. Katie is not allowed to hold anyone down and give them a makeover. 

26. George is not allowed to help. 

27. Pranks wars between the Weasleys and the Chasers are forbidden. 

28. Dragging Harry into these wars as bait is also forbidden. 

29. Selling strands of Wood’s hair to first years is strictly prohibited. 

30. If Fred and George are huddled together, it’s bad and they must be separated before someone’s broom turns into a marshmallow.

31. Angelina and Alicia will refrain from singing 'We’re the most sassy quidditch team on the planet with the best butts ever.' 

32. Fred and George will not join in. 

33. Fred and George will NOT EVER AGAIN show their butts no matter how 'glorious’ they are. Well they are. No Katie. 

34. Harry will not ask 'Where do babies come from?’ in earshot of rival quidditch teams. 

35. Professor McGonagall is not a cat who’s animagus is a human. 

36. Alicia will not ring a bell in Wood’s ear every time he says say Katie Bell, Katie, or Bell. 

37. Bad puns are banned everyday except for Thursdays. 

38. Though spraying shampoo on Professor Snape’s head and blaming it on Zacharias Smith was funny, refrain from doing it in front of McGonagall. 

39. 'Touching Wood’ for good luck is prohibited. 

40. Shipping McGonaWood is hilarious creepy and needs to be stopped. 

41. Fred, George and Katie will not turn all of the Ravenclaw brooms into squirrels when they’re not looking, even if 'It was only a joke’ and 'We were going to change them back.' 

42. Oliver Wood does NOT sleep with a toy golden snitch. Well he totally does. 

43. Fred and George will refer to rule 21 and keep their filthy mouths shut. 

44. Holding out a broom in front of your body and sniggering 'long’ and 'hard’ is immature and will be banned. 

45. Threatening to shove broomsticks up people’s butts/nostrils is not a good way to taunt any rivals, Slytherin or not. 

46. Harry is NOT the Gryffindor mascot, and will not be forced to wear a lion costume and dance. 

47. If it is heard that anyone has been insulting the team then rule 25 will be overlooked. 

48. Reminder that Oliver Wood puns are banned, and any new ones will banned. Unless they’re really good. No. 

49. Playing ’(Oliver) Would You Rather?’ is forbidden. 

50. Draco may be a slimy git, but do it’s prohibited to turn his hair colour to red and gold, no matter how hilarious he looks. 

[kvtiebell]

i’m so fricken busy today and tomorrow so i’ll get replies out tomorrow evening !!

[teamdaniellecam]

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gweaslcys

his eyebrows raised at her revealing to him that he’d done some things that night that were quite embarrassing. he was very curious as to what he’d done. did he try dancing with the statue of the architect of hogwarts again? did he try making out with a girl from another house that he didn’t even know? did he attempt to skinny dip in the black lake? bloody hell. he certainly hoped not, although he wouldn’t put the idea past his drunk self. drunk george did more idiotic things than sober george, and he knew it. but more importantly, what had she done that night? he had to know. he followed her and let her take charge of their apparition trip to the three broomsticks. at her ultimatum, he smiled. “very well, miss bell.” he took her hand in his again and pulled her along with him as he went up to the bar to order their drinks. he leaned against the bar top and waved over the bartender with his free hand, never letting go of katie’s hand in his other. “i’ll have two glasses of single malt whiskey for me and the lady here.” he looked back at katie. a sly smile crept upon his face. “alright. would you like to share some stories now?”

for years now, katie had been labeled the ‘mom friend’. she didn’t do much of anything dangerous, not since the battle at least. being hexed and hospitalized for six months really scared her into being more careful, which she was now. halloween night her sixth year was the last time she had really did anything irresponsible, and that’s how she wanted to keep it. but when it came to george, he made her want to try new things. test her limits. that was the plan for tonight. holding onto his hand she followed him inside, begging the butterflies in her stomach to settle. they were always present when george was and no matter how much she tried, she couldn’t keep them down. their relationship confused her at times but at the end of the day, george viewed her as nothing more than a friend. while they stood there she intertwined their fingers, her head resting against his arm. he was awfully tall compared to her, so her head couldn’t reach his shoulder. the events of the day were just now hitting her and the tiredness was settling in, but she was trying to resist. tonight was supposed to be fun. lifting her head from his arm she looked at him, eyebrow raised. “i don’t think so, sir. i said after you buy me a drink. it must be consumed before i let anything slip.” she grinned and glanced over at the bartender who was still mixing their drinks. “excuse me, could you add two shots of firewhiskey, please?”

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gweaslcys

at the mention of his twin brother, george felt a horrible pang in his chest. he fell silent and turned his head away from katie, trying to pull it off as nothing more than him viewing the muggle surroundings. no matter how much time had passed since the battle of hogwarts, since… the unexpected thought and conversation of fred still hurt him more than anything else. he was sure he’d never get over it. he couldn’t. he looked back at her when she mentioned halloween night of his seventh year. he tried to remember the night, but halfway through it his memory was foggy. he didn’t even remember how he got back to his own bed that night. “i don’t know how i’m supposed to remember this. that happened during my seventh year, katie. i was probably just as plastered, if not more.” the smile that followed after her brushing his hair was a genuine one. he couldn’t help or stop it. it was katie, after all. whether he liked it or not, she had that effect on him. “the muggle world? oh no, i can’t promise i won’t end up doing something stupid with magic, and me ruining the statute of secrecy would be your fault.” his smile widened. “definitely the three broomsticks.”

katie knew fred was a touchy subject for george, as it should be. it wasn't the best subject for her either, but she believed if she brought up his name every once in a while, it would bring the both of them farther along in the healing process. the process was pretty slow for katie, honestly. she didn't have much time to even think about fred, which was bad. she was either working, or hanging out with george, or helping ron-- the list was neverending. she did like to think about him every now and then though. it hurt, but it would only help the healing. "oh, you were very plastered, mr. weasley." she teased with a grin, wiggling her finger at him. "there's some things that you did that night that i remember, and haven't told a soul. there's also things that i did that i will never tell a soul, because they were quite embarrassing." grabbing his hand she glanced around the streets, her eyes spotting an alley not too far away. "alright, the three broomsticks it is. i don't feel like getting into much trouble, anyways. we'll save exploiting the wizarding world for another night." with the smile still on her face she walked towards the alleyway, apparating with george as soon as they hit the darkness of it. once at the three broomsticks she squeezed his hand gently before letting go, looking at him with a smile. "buy me a drink, and we'll see if any of those stories will get told."

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vivalalong

‘ i know.’ he smiled ligthly and looked down at oliver, giving him a wave which the dog responded with a woof and a shake of his tail. ‘ let’s see if katie thinks you’re going to eat my food again, pal.’ it was often when his try outs were given to poor ollie- or it was often when it wasn’t good enough for him as well.

he smiled lightly and stood up in excitment. ‘ you are serious?’ he cheer and went over to hug katie. ‘ this is amazing! i finally got something right!’

katie laughed and hugged the taler wizard back, rubbing his back slightly before pulling away. "this is one for the record books, honestly. we've finally made a good homecooked meal that's not leftovers from your grandmother!" it didn't seem like much of an achievement to other people but for these two, it was a big accomplishment. they usually just went for takeout or his grandma would prepare something but this time, neville did it. "you're going to love it." she promised as she sat down, taking another bite. "how was work today, neville?"

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notheodcre

she was good at her job. or at least, from what he’d witnessed. every time he saw her, she always gave him that smile. and every time he came back and saw her, he felt the tiniest amount of guilt for constantly making her treat him, although it was her job. he sighed, feeling defeated. he had to tell her what he’d been doing. “alright. i may or may not have been experimenting with some…slightly poisonous ingredients. again. they were different than the last time i came in.” he placed his hands down the bed he was sitting on, trying to balance himself. he felt as if he were going to fall over, but he knew it might’ve just been the woozy feeling he was experiencing. “but it’s not that bad, i’m fine.”

"i wouldn't use the word 'fine' to describe you, theo." after taking his vitals she jotted them down, motioning for him to lay down. she wanted to make sure everything was really okay--potions were not something to take lightly. "can you describe to me how you feel? there doesn't seem to be any physical injuries, but potions can also cause injuries on the inside. does your brain feel fuzzy, do you feel nauseas or lightheaded at all?" she knew she was bombarding him with tons of questions, but it was important they get all the information they needed quickly. "on a scale of one to ten, what's your pain level at?"

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gweaslcys

george liked holding katie’s hands more than he liked to admit. he knew it was probably ridiculous and that she most likely didn’t even think about it as much as he did. maybe not even at all. “as always, work instead of fun. i should’ve known.” he playful rolled his eyes at her teasing remark. leaning up against a wall,he watched as she walked off and waited for her return. he didn’t know why she always took care of him when he ended up a little too far gone – thanks to the alcohol–but he was grateful. it could have been anyone else, or maybe no one at all, but he was truly glad it was her. he loved spending time with her, another thing he liked more than he wanted to admit. when he saw her walking towards him once more, he pushed himself off the wall. “ready as i’ll ever be. are you sure you don’t want to let loose this evening? i don’t remember the last time i saw you plastered.” he thought for a moment, trying to remember all the times they’ve drank together. “actually, i don’t think i’ve ever seen you plastered before.”

katie rolled her eyes as his teasing words filled her ears, shaking her head to give him his answer. "some us of us don't work in a joke shop, george." she said with a small smile, walking out of the doors of the hospital. the building was disguised in the muggle world, so that's where they were now. "and i'm not bashing you for that, you and fred created an amazing company and i will stand by you forever about that. i'll even help at the shop occasionnally. i just can't put myself in a position where i could harm anybody." turning around she looked up at george, feeling a small twinge of sadness. he wasn't fred, but that was okay. she knew they were never the same person and loved them both equally for different reasons. but, she had promised fred that if anything happened to him, she'd look after george. of course she didn't mind at all. this is what she was living for now. "boohoo, you know you've seen me off the walls. your seventh year, my sixth. halloween night. if you don't remember, that's your fault." she grinned widely and reached up to brush some hair from his face-- a natural reaction for her by now-- before taking a step back. "alright. drinks out in the muggle world, or drinks at the three broomsticks?"

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yello yello !! it’s ya girl, bailey, back at it again w a discord link. if you still want to be apart of this precious group, click the link !! 

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[kvtiebell]

well...the main hasn’t been updated in like two days which usually means the admin is either very busy or just kinda gave up which sucks :// but i’d still really like to be apart of this group !! if you want to make this a closed group kind of and we just work up our own plot drops and stuff, lmk !!

[harlings]

[gwecsley]

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&&. moodboard ft. ginny weasley ( @gwecsley )

“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.” 

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ofocclumency

if draco had known that katie would actually come and find him at the ministry of magic, he would have showed up at the follow-up appointment and sat through the inevitable awkward that would bring. well, he hadn’t known and now they were here. “i don’t do follow-ups, i don’t like hospitals,” was all he said with a slight shrug of his shoulders. he also didn’t see the point of a follow-up if he was fine, which he was. to see her smile at his offer the way he was made him even more uncomfortable, but he tried not showing it. “good to hear you’re good,” he said. “what kind of incidents, or is that confidential? i suppose quidditch is a common cause of injuries, but what you get to see i guess also depends on the floor you work on.” if you worked on the spell damage floor you obviously wouldn’t get to treat any quidditch-related injuries, draco reasoned. “i’ve been alright,” he replied, folding his arms over one another as he studied katie. “i’ve been very safely catching up on paperwork today, hence the coffee. were you here to see anyone else too?” 

"i'm a general healer," she informed with a small smile, looking over at him. "i used to just be an emergency healer--you know, burns, bad cuts, all of that good stuff. until one day, there was a really bad dragon accident. tons of people were injured and we were pretty short staffed, so they pulled me to help. apparently i was pretty good, so now i move back and forth between every floor. today there was a small incident with an auror and his wand. his spell backcast onto him and we had to figure out what spell it was and how to treat it. it was pretty crazy." her job was something she loved talking about. she could sit and talk for hours about it. of course, being a healer was never at the top of her job list. what she really wanted was to be an auror. but after the war, she figured it was best to put herself in a position that wouldn't give her bad anxiety. "paperwork sounds fun," it didn't, but she was just poking fun at him. "no, i wasn't. i don't really have much of a reason to visit the ministry unless neville forgets his lunch or something."

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astvriias

astoria sighed, relaxing a little when katie didn’t put up a fight. “thank you.” hospitals tended to make her a little nervous, but having a familiar face around, even if they weren’t close, made things a little easier. “oh um….good. i’ve been good.” it wasn’t quite true but she had been managing at the very least. “working, mainly, you know. between that and moving my things to my new place i guess i’ve been a little busy.”

"oh! you're moving out of the manor?" she questioned with a small smile, beginning to run a few tests on her. the tests were nothing serious, they were just a quick way to see if she had a concussion or not. taking out her flashlight she pointed the light towards astoria's eyes, watching as they dialated. "that should be quite fun. i love living at my own place. are you going to have a roommate, or is it just you?"

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vivalalong

neville had told katie from the start that he needed a lot of plants in order to work himself out- he had been glad when she had seen more than happy of the “challenge” he had set for her. they had so many plants, he often lost trevor in them.

‘yes!’ he cheerfuly said and as he made a small happy dance move, he almost dropped his wand. ‘oopsie-’ he mumbled and placed it into his pocket. ‘ we wouldn’t want that, would we?’ he reffered to the mess he had made before with dropping his wand. ‘ i hope you’ll like it and if you don’t, that’s okay- just be honest,okay?’

katie's eyes widened slightly as he almost dropped his wand, her heart faltering for a second. the last thing they needed was for another mess to pop up. her worry disappeared as he caught it and she sat down at the table, a smile appearing as she heard oliver padding into the kitchen. "hey boy," she cooed, petting the top of his head with a smile. looking back up at neville she nodded. "you know i'll always be honest with you, neville." that was the truth, too. her and neville's relationship revolved around trust. people often mistaked them for dating, but that always caused them to laugh. they had been best friends for years now. taking a small bite of the food she studied the taste, a smile appearing. "it's brilliant, neville!"

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ofronalds

       he was about to move the glass to his lips when it was grabbed from his hand, a pout crossing over his lips as he turned around. he knew it was katie just from her voice. “kaaaatie.” he whined, frowning as he tried reaching for the glass again but had no luck. “why not one more drink? i deserve it!!”

"uh uh uh," she scolded, sliding the glass back to the bartender. "i'll make you a drink back at your flat, ron. come on, get up." she smiled and wrapped his arm around her shoulders, sliding her other around his waist to support him. she didn't mind taking care of him--it helped distract her from everything going on in her life. walking out onto the sidewalk she looked back up at ron. "would you like to walk or would you like to apparate?"

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woodisms

“Once a captain, always a captain, trooper,” Oliver said, raising an eyebrow. “Aye, and I’m certain that dog rules the house, as he ought to.” He resisted the urge to scratch at the cut, looking around at the room they were in. “You been assigned to this room long? It’s a little cramped for you to be treating people in.” 

katie laughed softly as she stepped away from his bed, moving towards the cupboard with some herbs in it. "oliver does rule the house, honestly. he's the king. sits wherever he wants, no matter how many times neville tells him to get out of the pot." she smiled and pulled out a small glass vial, carrying it back to the bed. "i'm basically assigned to the whole hospital. i was originally assigned to emergencies but then they realized i was actually quite good. so i go to every floor." uncorking the vial she looked up at her old captain, giving him a reassuring look. "this might burn a little." she carefully distributed the herbs across the cut, setting down to object once it was empty. "almost done," she continued, waving her wand over the cut, watching it seal itself up.