certified monster fucker

[ashjafari]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 2.07

[kweerwolf]

ok, idk if anyone has watched underworld on netflix, so idk if anyone has noticed that scenes from rise of the lycans were edited into the original film. like rhona mitra sonja is there, full scenes are inserted, and lucian still explains his relationship like we didn’t just see it seconds before.

[achesspiece]

[grumpytrans]

the strong urge to wear a long, blood red velvet cloak at all times. where does it come from.

[whore4hellokitty-deactivated202]

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

vampire hunter falls in love w the vampire he’s hunting moodboard for @jockvampire

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

you doing moodboards??? VAMPIRE BF AND HIS WEREWOLF BF MOODBOARD PLEASE

[monsterhuggercomix]

Bitter Sweet Rivals

(APR 24 - 2020)

[monsterslm]

monster fuckers be like i want a sexy vampire boyfriend who nibbles my neck while we sleepily cuddle

its me

im the monster fucker

[sexovampiro-deactivated20230714]

💋Gay poc vampires 💋

Also no Nandor isn't making him a vampire, he's just giving him a besito :0)

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

vamp boyfriends

[monsterslm]

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

[faggotsaint]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[kweerwolf]

damn, been around for at least 487 years and the mlm vampire content is *still* this scarce? u expect ME to write good mlm vampire stories? smh my head.

[haremhorrors]

I want the same energy as whatever the fuck the vampires from the Lost Boys had going on.

[mlm-vampire-himbo]

oh to be a vampire in the middle of the woods with my husband, reading in our cozy library, cuddled together on a velvet loveseat and being the topic of many a conversation in the local village about the vicious vampires at the edge of town

[sharpening-fangs]

us gays see the word "fangs" and smash that reblog button, huh. wonder why that is.