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Hockey headcanons
Matt is such a bastard on the ice at an international level when the urge takes him. Especially against Russia. This one has zero qualms about playing nasty if he feels justified. Hitting, slamming, high sticking hip checking the fuck out of anyone. Ivan yells something like "Fuck you Williams!" And Matt skates away stick over his shoulders going "Sorry, your sister already did. I'm skating circles round you because I can't sit down.😩" With a wink and Katya face palming because he asked her for permission to do that like a decade ago and it absolutely sends Ivan into a fucking fit. Those two with the right team fuck each other up so bad the stadium turns off the lights and threatens to sedate them.
He coaches timbits baby hockey here and there and he's a beloved coach who's always rough housing with the kids and skating with them up on his shoulders. Is known for sitting on the ice or on a bench just listening to them be frustrated and telling them through big feelings when things are hard. He mostly credits his patience with that to being the imperial baby sitter when Jack and Zee were coming up. Parents love him, he's gotten to watch some of his best players come up and nurture them and therefore his culture through them and it means the world.
He can be pretty self destructive when he's getting desperate for a win or a match is getting close, making attempts on the puck or on defence that get him thrown hard into the boards, getting his head fucked up, getting cut, bruised, bashed, smashed and sent flying. Has definitely gotten up from hits he shouldn't have and kept playing.
Might have set the record for the nation who's grown the the most teeth. Man's spitting his molars twice a decade at least.
Has definitely given himself so many concussions he's definitely tied himself to a dock and drowned himself to reset after he got concussed for like a tenth time. Might have gotten bad in the 1970s he had to go get ground to red goo and raw mince in a glacier crevasse and reboot entirely.
He gets SO emotional about hockey. Mostly just a quiet misery because he's still Matt and doesn't like or have the ability to be a pain about it but there has been a time or two where if he hadn't been coming off the ice covered in blood someone might have seen him crying. One of those rare moments where Arthur will go and be a dad because he's encouraged the cultivation of hockey its entire early history and if Matt's raging good chance the only person he'll listen too is the old man. Francois tried once and Matt nearly impaled him on a busted stick in an increasingly thick Hique accent. Alfred knows better than to even try if it's not his team that's fucked Matt up. He tries really hard not to be a bitch about it but he can absolutely be a brat if he's not knocking himself back into reality and taking a breath.
Jan (Netherlands) really likes to fuck him even after they've kinda broken up when he's played a rough game because it's as freaky as Matt gets and pushing on a battered body and fucking him hard grasping at bruised limbs against cold lockers makes him moan and Jan looooooves those painful needy sounds Matt doesn't usually make because he's not really a kinky fuck like that unless his blood really up.
Occasionally in the depth of his losing streak that lasted decades at the peak of the cold war he'd get his ass handed to him by the Soviet Union and be covered in bruises and shivering he's so soaked in sweat and spent but he won't mind because he'll catch a glimpse of Katya and even that glimpse makes every ounce of hurt and humiliation worth it. Maybe once or twice she even risked a smile and they have to pull him off the ice he's so drunk on endorphins. Or make him get his head checked he's got such a dumbass lovebird expression on his face.
Also plays excellent, high sportsmanship games. When he's not playing for his nation and identity as Canada he is genuinely a very fun player.
He is a person who can knock his skill levels down to make things even and challenge but not overwhelm an opponent. Or just puffs away like industrial revolution smoke stack to enjoy his beer league whales shit hockey. But especially willing to tone it down if it's for exhibition matches or a country that's newer into hockey like when it was becoming popular in Finland, Czechia, etc. He has fun when other people have fun playing even if he isn't being challenged because this is his game but it's a team sport. He wants his friends and allies to have a blast and participate.
A lot of people are surprised by what Matt's like on the ice. Both the fighting, swearing bastard and the jostling enthusiastic guy grinning lopsidedly like a teenager having the time of his life.
eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs
Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight
new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this
It is very important to me that Adrian absolutely loves Grace. They get to Erid and Rocky is so nervous about them liking each other but he never should have worried because the two just… click.
And now Rocky and Adrian equally love Grace. They always argue over who gets to bring him to their work (Adrian likes to have him for feedback for the bio-dome and Rocky likes to have someone to talk to while he tinkers). They both watch over him when he sleeps and Grace wakes up to two Eridians very, very close to his face.
They’re the couple with the third wheeling friend, except they are all equally happy about the arrangement. Rocky and Adrian go on a date, just the two of them, one time and get asked by no less than six people if Grace is okay.
Just Rocky and Adrian being soulmates and Grace being their platonic soulmate.
Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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with karen as their singular mod
he will never live this down
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.
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my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker
to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates
I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”
Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.
Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”
The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”
@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)
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9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason
Anyone else remember that weird MTV cartoon from the 00's about historical figures that got canceled for being too offensive???
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
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If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.
You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.
In fact: you SHOULD share it without your thoughts on the US Military. If someone in the military sees this number and is considering it, they already know. Just let them see the resource.