"Talia and Selina would hate each other because uhhh. women with same love interest" BAD
"Talia and Selina say they hate each other but it's transparently obvious to everyone around them that they just have an intensely homoerotic rivalry and want to fuck each other's brains out" GOOD
Jay being a general sweetheart with any lady more or less twice his age, but a cheeky asshole trying to push all the buttons he can find with any man more or less twice his age will forever be funny.
The super/bat pairing in relentless in the funniest way.
We can’t have canon Clark/Bruce because the characters are too established with their female partners before it became acceptable to have queer characters in comics.
But they won’t give us canon Conner/Tim despite creating the queerest looking Superboy ever and saying he’s straight while making Tim bi.
Then we had a chance with Damian/Jon, but again they’re like “only one of these boys is queer” and for balance sake they made it the Superboy this time.
So we decided to take an older version of Superboy who came from a parallel universe (that is canonically our real life no powers earth) where he’s technically Clark Kent and got mad about Jason Todd’s death (and other things) and developed powers to punch a hole in the multiverse which is the canon reason Jason Todd came back to life and now we’re like “this one please! Give us this one!”
Meanwhile the only canonical super/bat combo is Kara/Dick and it lasted one terrible date and everyone ships Kara with Babs anyway if they want to keep with the trend.
EDIT: I forgot that Conner and Cas dated. Another failed hetero super/bat relationship. Make it gay and make it work DC!
I think when talking the bats will randomly ask any of the supers questions they don’t know the answer to since at least one of them is pretty much always listening in
They’re kinda like alexa for the bats since they just ask and get texted whatever the answer is like 2 seconds later
But I imagine for the supers it would probably become a race for who can answer the fastest and the most accurately
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Tim, working on a case by himself: hm.. what’s the penalty for unarmed robbery again?
Phone, pings 5 times: message from kon, Kara, Clark, Jon, kon (mobile)
Tim: :/
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Jason, looking at a truck: what’s like the average weight of one of these things?
Bizarro, appearing out of thin air: me not know
Superboy prime, also appearing: I know! I know!
Jason: then what is it??
Both: …
Bizarro: me just wanted to be last
Superboy prime: .. why would you want to be last??
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Babs, half zoned out: how much isopropyl alcohol does it take to kill a small child?
Kara, texting: girl what.
Kara: it’s 8 mol tho
Babs, texting back: 👍
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Damian, holding a new pet: Jon! can opossums have pears?
Jon, crashing through a wall: you got an opossum?? Can I see??
Damian:
Damian, holds it out: her name is Kevin
Jon: aww she’s so cute, she can have pears
Damian, joking: would she have been not allowed them if she wasn’t cute?
Jon: nope <3
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Duke, has no idea who will respond: how much is £50 from 1973 in dollars now?
Kon, texting: $1,060.02 I think?
Duke: thanks bro
Kon, texting: 😼
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Bruce: hm.
Clark, floating behind him: it’s 18.5
Bruce: thank you
Tim: ???? What. Where did that come from
Clark: well I carried the 3 and I-
Tim: that’s not what I meant, what question was it from???
Clark: .. the one Bruce asked?
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Dick: hey big blue?
Clark, texting: ?
Dick: where’s Tim?
Clark: with Kon and Bernard somewhere, I’m not listening to whatever they’re doing I learnt not to last time.
I was thinking about how Laurel and Talia they are. As well as jondami of course.. cause I jokingly thought of being one of the only mermaid like kryptonians..I might be wrong. It could also just be Little Mermaid au with a twist of trying to save her family... idk send au out there.
I dunno why it just occured to me, but Heyren consumed a stupid, stupid amount of Fog in a closed amount of time (like two big-ish boxes worth), and he also consumed fog he stole from those wanting treatment, which obviously helped with his ability and whatnot... and for the most part he's... fine? Fine is absolutely not the right word, he is not fine (I mean he is but he is iykyk), but you get what I'm saying.
I'm assuming that's why he's so strong? bro is literally full of the stuff.
WAIT we all know 182 is extremely possessive and protective over his things right, we still have no idea why 182 was initially drawn to dante in the first place (unless it really was just to grow sweet potatoes) but it'd be cute to think that after lending dante his uniform that says '182' on it, he subconsciously saw dante as 'his' or at the very least on his side which is why he kept sticking by his side and saving him over and over despite dante treating him like absolute trash the first few chaps😭
Aka, it might've been the equivalent of having a cat that hates and annoys you yet you still love and take care of it because it's your fuckass cat
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