loki dying five mins into the film was like wtf and was like is that really it for loki, are supposed believe someone who cheated death several times etc is actually dead, maybe didn't want repeat cheating death again, they had that endgame scene in for a reason but cmon loki clever and strong than this
list of things loki survived:Â
- a thousand+ years of Asgard’s abusive bull
- mjolnir on his chest (x2)
- identity crisis breakdown
- falling into the abyss of space through an uncontrollable wormhole and/or his body being scattered across the universe
- a year or so of torture
- being hulk smashed a day or so after said torture and with pre-existing injuries
- close proximity and direct contact with the mind space and reality stones
- a year or so of solitaryÂ
- being staked with a giant sword right through the chestÂ
- overthrowing odin AKA the ‘most powerful warrior in the nine realms’
- being electrocuted for an unspecified amount of time (and being in thor’s presence after that without killing him like d*mn that’s impressive)
- fighting an army of the undead with a helmet and 2 knives
- activating surtur
- the off-screen fight between the black order and the asgardians (with minor injuries unlike thor/heimdall)Â
list of things the directors insist Loki didn’t survive:
- necc go cracc
#it's absolutely ridiculous#if they end up insisting that loki is actually dead im going to ignore it because it wasn't even a sacrifice and thanos was about to leave??#suppose thanos had said he was going to kill thor now because his brother ran off#THEN it'd be a sacrifice#instead thor's last words to him involve calling him the worst and loki's last attempt at life was the lousiest thing#a knife??#A KNIFE????#this lad has been heavily implied to have the most wicked skillset#he's the kind of wildcard that shows up and waves a hand and solves the entire problem#and after the last few 'deaths' which also should have been legit it's ridiculous to give no proper explanation for why this one is real#if it'd been a proper sacrifice? Sure.#if it'd been some magic deal like with the soul stone? yeah i can see him not coming back.#but?????? really??????????????#he had the most close-up gory death for no reason#there's no way he's actually dead#it's terrible the directors expect us to believe that#remember when they said everyone snapped was properly dead too???#me too
I won't get my hopes up or nothing but it is very ridiculous how he died
