Kyle-DU-Broflovski

Cartman you fatass...

[southpark-and-incorrect]

Kenny: nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little bOY. you have to water me. you have to use your pee 

Kyle: what.

Stan: You’re just gonna let him fucking die??

Kyle: w ha t.

[terrible-incorrect-south-park]

Clyde: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Jimmy: Wednesay

Clyde: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

[southpark-and-incorrect]

Uber driver: I’m close, where are you?

Stan: Oh, I see you.

Uber driver: Are you that guy laying in the middle of the road??

Stan: Yeah, floor it.

[princesuottaki]

Kyle’s inner Jersey spirit….

[kyle-broflovski101]

Headcanon conversation between Mike Mckowski (vampire leader) and Pete Thelman (Red/hairflip goth kid)

Mike: come on Pete.

Pete: no! I hate everything.

Mike: even if you hate everything. No one hates ice scream~.😏😁

Pete: .............😑🙄🤦‍♂️

Pete: fine, but I want sprinkles on mine.

[correctsouthpark]

Stan: I fucked up. I fucked up so bad.

Kyle: What happened?

Stan: You were busy so I was helping Ike with his math homework and I told him to hold up eleven fingers. He started panicking and yelled “I only have ten!”

Kyle:If you’ve traumatized my brother from doing math, I will end you.

[correctsouthpark]

Kyle: Hey Cartman, you want a Hertz donut? Cartman: Ehm…Hell yeah I do?? *Kyle kicks Cartman in the balls* Kyle: Hurts, don’t it? Cartman: Fuck yew, Jew boy.

[correctsouthpark]

Cartman: I mean, I get complimented all the time.

Kyle: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cartman: I do!!

Kyle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[correctsouthpark]

Cartman: I don’t usually agree with Kyle on anything but this book…*holds up the Jewish Bible* is awesome.

[jinaxxo]

✨gυιтar нero✨

[confessions-in-south-park]

Is there anyone in the fandom who isn’t into shipping or yaoi or whatever. I don’t care for it and I’d like to find blogs on here that don’t just talk about shipping.

[takkytakk]

Kyle Broflovski

A E S T H E T I C

[kyle-broflovski101]

I went to abunai con veldhoven in the Netherlands and of course I went as Kyle. Allot of people saw me and screamed SOUTH PARK! all I could do was smile because I'm actually very shy. A few more people wanted a picture with me and I was so happy that they wanted that. I had a blast. I didn't wear the jacket often because it was freaking hot. Only when someone wanted a picture with me.

[kleynn]

(✩˙˟˙✩)

[kyle-broflovski101]

Cartman: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Kyle: *pointing furious at obvious damage.*

Cartman: oh wait THAT? ..... yes I did do THAT.

[kyle-broflovski101]

Wrong lyrics Kenny (Sam Hunt- take your time)

Kenny: I gonna steal your mother. I'm gonna blow her mind. Gonna say she loves me. I'm gonna take my time.

Graig: Weirdo that's my mother.

[kyle-broflovski101]

Cartman: (talking about something uninteresting)

Kyle: whaaa!!

Cartman: what's wrong with you?!

Kyle: Sorry, I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain.