Skinny Singing Bitch

I'm a 17 yr old aspiring singer, songwriter, model, homesteader, footballing playing doctor lawyer in space. Sometimes I'm funny. I cook, garden, crochet, and workout. Such gay. Very Rainbow. Much homo. Wow.

[kylemasterrson]

Time to try again for The Voice. Plus, I'm venturing out to do open mic gigs. First one may be up here in Tahoe!! Time to forget the past and make my dreams a reality. No holding back #fiercenation #BetterThanMost #TheRealBæ

[kylemasterrson]

VOTING STARTS TODAY AND GOES ON TOMORROW!!! VOTE FOR ME AND MAKE ME YOUR KING!!!! DO IT FOR MY LOVE AND SASSY COMMENTS 💅💅

[kylemasterrson]

GO to the makrplace.com and this lovely piece by me! It's the startup to my startup business Coral Inc.!!! Cute Club Beyoncè tote bags that are going to a good cause! Link will be in my bio! #beyonce #queenbee #bee #totebags #makr #makrplace #fashionable

[kylemasterrson]

I know Oliver is important and all BUT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO AMDA YOU DONT KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM #AMDA #ACCEPTANCE

[kylemasterrson]

Today is another chance to catch the exciting start to the 2014-2015 season! Come see Oliver at 1:30 or 7 pm and find out what all the fuss is about. You don't want to miss it!! #lhhsguild #oliver (at La Habra High School)

[kylemasterrson]

COME SEE OLIVER!!! We open tonight at 7pm!! You won't want to miss the start to this season of moving and influential stories. #lhhsguild #oliver #helpmeimpoor (at La Habra High School Theater Guild)

[kylemasterrson]

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I have no time to take pointless selfies or other nonsense, so here is my spirit animal, @julesthemormon, preaching the truth and being über sweet. I love you Jules!! Don't forget to subscribe to my sad little youtube channel that I keep forgetting to upload to!! #fabulous #yesssssssssssssssss

[kylemasterrson]

Hey there! I made a NEW youtube channel that I'm actually sticking to so far. http://m.youtube.com/channel/UCMbPtuUnEfXNUOcA-hcZAGA Please go check it out and subscribe, because every subscription brings me one step closer to meeting Beyoncè! #vlog #youtube #yesssssssssssssssss

[kylemasterrson]

Driver's seat selfies while I wait for dad to come back with pizza. #food #yesssssssssssssssss

[kylemasterrson]

It's audition day for AMDA. Some pre-audition nerves and stomach knots, but I'm pretty sure I'll blow them away. I've got this. Channeling raw emotion #loveneverdies #helpmelordalmighty

[kylemasterrson]

Aaannnnd that's what I get for fucking up my Asian countries. Pretty happy overall, though. #ap #apscores #4 #notsuperbasic

[kylemasterrson]

For not studying and not sleeping the day before, I'm really happy with my first SAT results (: #sat #wow #1740 #notsuperbasic

[kylemasterrson]

After the horrible audition comes an INTERVIEW THAT IM SO NOT READY FOR HELP THE LORD IS TESTING ME #jesus #crap #fear #sonotreadyforthisshit

[kylemasterrson]

I really just take selfies and wait for people to compliment me... #sorrynotsorry #truthhurts #truth #preach #helpmeimpoor

[kylemasterrson]

And y'all thought I was joking. Bootylicious jazzercise: volume 1 coming soon. Be prepared to dance the pounds away for your Beyoncè booty. #bootylicious #jazzercise #workoutvideo #wow #modelstatus #sorrynotsorry

[kylemasterrson]

Where are my leg warmers? It's time for jazzercise!! 💃#jazzercise #90s #workoutvideo Look for my new jazzercise line, coming to 99¢ stores near you!

[kylemasterrson]

This is Steve. Steve is a baby praying mantis. He's pretty chill. We are starting a bluegrass trio together