Musings From a Hopeful Skeptic @kylemillermusings - Tumblr Blog

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Some claim that Evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

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oldblogwhodis

Tbh :(

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221boyfriends

vampire!lock AU: Sherlock’s back from the dead, but John soon notices that something’s not quite the same…

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fortheartofliving

flo-we-rs

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

kylemillermusings

Destroying family values

doinggoodwithoutagod

Inconsiderate Drivers!

Why is it the more fancy a car a person has, the more of an asshole they become on the road? As if for every dollar that car costs is another rule they feel like they're too fabulous to follow? STOP SPEEDING TO RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS, NOBODY IS IMPRESSED THAT YOU CAN REACH A STOPPING POINT WITH GREAT SPEED. STOP WEAVING IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC LIKE YOU'RE A CAR IN A VIDEO GAME. STOP PASSING ME EVEN WHEN I'M GOING 5MPH OVER THE LIMIT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING SPEEDING OVER SPEED BUMPS, HOPE YOU ENJOY BUSTING A PIPE AND SPENDING MONEY ON THE REPAIR. STOP GETTING MAD WHEN I SLOW DOWN FOR A SPEED BUMP, SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THEIR CAR IN NICE STANDING. STOP TAKING RIDICULOUSLY RISKY LEFT TURNS, JUST TO PROVE THAT YOUR CAR GOES FAST. VROOM VROOM MOTHER FUCKER NOBODY CARES. This is an easy one, BUT USE YOUR GOD DAMN SIGNAL. I KNOW A QUICK FLICK OF A STICK IS DIFFICULT, AND YOUR MANLY HANDS ARE TOO MANLY TO USE IT, BUT AT LEAST TRY TO BE COURTEOUS TO YOUR LESS BADASS DRIVERS OUT THERE. Don't get me wrong, I like listening to music loudly in my car, but STOP DOING IT SO YOUR CAR VIBRATES AND YOU CAN HEAR IT A MILE AWAY! OH YOU'RE LISTENING TO LIL WAYNE? HOW UNIQUE! I WANT TO BE YOU. Stop viewing all traffic laws as options, THEY'RE CALLED LAWS FOR A REASON, CUNT. It helps to look behind you when you back out of a space. AND WHATS THE BENEFIT OF BACKING OUT AT 30MPH? HOLY SHIT YOUR CAR CAN GO FAST BACKWARDS TOO?! HOW CRAZY. STOP SIGNS IN PARKING LOTS ARE EXTREMELY NECESSARY, STOP TREATING THEM LIKE THEY'RE LESS IMPORTANT THAN A NORMAL SIGN. Stop honking at me for stopping and looking both ways at stop signs, THATS WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR FUCKER. Oh, and just keep going 40MPH when a school zone light is on. Its no big deal, they're only LITTLE CHILDREN. All in all, NOBODY IS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR FUCKING FANCY CAR. GROW UP AND FOLLOW THE GOD DAMNED RULES.