System.out.println ("My Life");

My name is Zeb. I write code for a living.

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“Functional programmer listens to JavaScript claims”

Juan Manuel Blanes,

1884

Oil on canvas

(Uruguayan masters collection)

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“George Washington reviews the recently committed quick hack” 

Oil on canvas

circa 1805

Gilbert Stuart

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“SRE tempted to ignore the on-call alert on a Saturday afternoon”

Pieter de Hooch

Oil on canvas

1670

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“Java enterprise implementation of observer pattern” Author unknown

Drawing

(image: collaboration from Chris Lenart )

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“New issue from the UAT”

c. 1666-1667 Oil on canvas

Johannes Vermeer

(collaboration from Giampaolo )

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“Angular 2.0 Final (after 8 Release Candidates, 18 Betas, & 56 Alphas)“

Maso da San Friano

Oil painting on wood panel

~1558

(collaboration from @WhatsThatItsPat)

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Sprint Planning Meeting

Maria Bashkirtseva

oil on canvas- 1881,

(Collaboration from mynameiskeysersoze )

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“Team lead examines incomplete module at the end of the sprint, reflecting in asking more time”

El Greco

c 1600

Oil on canvas

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”Performance Review”

Paul Delaroche

1833

Oil on canvas

(collaboration from Dean Wampler)

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I use LinkedIn more than tumblr

Sos old age showing

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Hello world

I forgot I had one of these

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My tumblr only exists to reblog @classicprogrammerpaintings That's it.

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“Git detached HEAD state”

Gustave Moreau

1876

Watercolor

(Collaboration from Merten)

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“java.util.Date”

Salvador Dali

Oil on canvas, 1931

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“After hours (Software architect in his cubicle) “

Antonello da Messina Oil on wood c. 1474–1475

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“John Hughes posts ‘Why Functional Programming Matters’ ”

Ferdinand Pauwels

Oil on canvas

1872

(collaboration from Richard Carlsson)

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Yes

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“Still life with various Unix shells”

Bartholomeus van der Ast

Oil on panel

c 1640

(collaboration from Mats Nilsson)