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They’re literally the England captains no wait you truly don’t understand it’s literally the present and future England captains

#crying and shaking and throwing up #oh my god they’re my silly little guys #england nt #favourite #new pinned because Jude is no longer the best teen player in the world #he’s the best 20 year old in the world

Not much of the World Cup I can watch and I’m missing basically everything the first week that I’d be able to because everyone keeps making fucking PLANS!! I’ve had enough

World Cup draw at work just a humiliation ritual what am I supposed to do with the fucking Czech Republic

#girl running the draw just looked at me like ….

lhamilten

listen maybe I’m just not a Cinephile or Intelligent but I thought backrooms was dogshit actually

Verstappen going out the race is so funny but god the fear of knowing your car is just sat there while everyone is charging down at you must have your life flashing before your eyes

They’re calling it the World Cup of all time for kylewalker-peters.tumblr.com

#this combined with the djed and harry link up yesterday I’m having such a Time!!!!!!

28dayslater

This is really tickling me

#djed bellingham sounds like a username i'd have saved somewhere

see when I said marner conn smythe I did very clearly also add on and canes to win the cup idk if the universe knows that but I did specifically ask for that one too and idk if the hockey gods are bothering to hold up their end of the bargain

#like the hockey gods haven’t put the phone down on my since the second I got into this sport let’s be honest and real there #canes the only team to respect my playoff bracket this whole post season alas I have…. well you see I did put…. they didn’t win the cup in #my predictions… and I’m just getting a bit nervous

Archie will be in the next World Cup squad I have full faith and belief in that we just have to hold out for that day

Jude currently captaining England… this is maybe the best game of my life

#thinking of my pinned post….

djedsspence

footballers always retire from international football and still play club but it never happens the other way around — until now that is. hi, I’m John Stones

#can’t stress how much this made me laugh

remember when harry asked to give djed his England cap because he knew the struggles he’d gone through and was proud of him… and now they’re combining for a goal in a pre tournament friendly…

Dream goal dream goal dream goal dream goal dream goal

I’ve ascended to heaven are you FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEE

I don’t like the way people tell the story of djed’s jaw like well no HE didn’t break it actually and he wasn’t “tussling” with delap either

#it was broken for him deliberately as delap smacked into his jaw DELIBERATELY

Anyone else has a stupid pointless shot from long distance that goes nowhere near the goal: 🤬

When djed does it: 🥰 good job honey we’ll get it next time!!

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