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kylie kristen jenner founder of kylie's lipkits stormi websters parent est; 1997 the better half since 04/7/24 Unless stated otherwise, none of the gifs or photos used on this blog are mine (at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used). All credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

new tag dump do not like or reblog if you aren't apart of hollywood fame rp.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

kylie jenner (bridemaid) attends the wedding of lauren jauregui & bill skarsgård along side her daughter Stormi Webster (flower girl) and girlfriend billie eilish || @eilishbillies

[famejauregui]

high sweetness, how're you doing? i just want to say thank you for wanting to be in the wedding last minute. bill and i talked about it and he wanted to add one more person to the party and i just knew that i had to have you there. @kyliejcnncr

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

hi my angel face i'm doing good about to get on a plane and come and see one of my best friends in fuckin Jamaica for her wedding!! of course - it wasn't last minute you asked me ages ago not before stormi but she's so excited she keeps on wanting to wear the dress her aunt lo lo had gotten her. well i'm forever greatful and can't wait to celebrate you getting married.

[m-mount-deactivated20250510]

I'll be the best ex you've ever had, maybe. Ten is a great number — only the greats were born on the tenth days in a month. It all goes down hill from now on, and you're more defiantly on the wrong side of twenty five now, not to make you feel any worse about your age or anything. How was the pool party? And what a great way to celebrate, too. Glad it was a nice night for you. The game was against two Manchester teams, and it was to win a cup, but I won't bore you with the exact details of what cup and stuff. But we won, which was a nice little way to start the season — unfortunately though, I'm out again due to more injuries, so currently watching from the sidelines and cursing my calves for more muscle injuries. Anyone would have thought I was in a sixty something year old's body.. carnage.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

that is clearly why we clicked huh? since we are both born on the tenth of the month!!! look at us clicking away like that and still do click. you are one of my favourite ex's though honestly i'm glad that it had happened between us when it did you know? it was meant to have happened. oh shut up you're still basically a baby!! i'm twenty seven so much better, I have a couple more good years left in me. the pool party was fun didn't stay for long though just to make an appearance, billie wanted to take me out for birthday dinner so didn't stay for too long. oh congratulations on winning though, I really don't know the rules and stuff for when it comes to your version of what football is a friend of mine wants to take me to one and he said he's going to explain. isn't there Manchester united and Manchester city? ooft how do you manage to injury yourself so much though? I don't get it? ha you might as well have at this point, it's more fun watching it from the side lines anyways.

[hollywoodwoods]

the last time you got me to taste it kyles i was not happy and i was mad that i had to finish the whole thing. if you haven’t noticed that yet about me then you really hate me. i love my some caramel apple and vanilla. apple cider you know the good stuff mama.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

well you didn't have to drink the entire thing you know, I would have happily carried on drinking it for you despite the fact that I might have been really wired for the entire day - they do frappachino versions of it now as well probably for the non caffeine drinkers. oh I know this about you don't worry angel face. see the caramel apple and vanilla does sound nice but not so much the apple cider, now mulled wine at Christmas? hell fucking yes.

[famemaxence]

I will take you to one! A European one, of course, it is much better here. I can try my best to explain it all to you as it goes along. You think so? That is very good to know. Thank you.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

oh my god please do take me to one, If I have been to one I don't remember so it'll be fun to go to a proper one, that will be our next date now won't it! I do think so - it works in your favour, only hang out with hot people. kidding, kind of.

[kaliforniaaajenner]

kyliejenner: glam and glow @drinkglow

[kaliforniaaajenner]

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[milesalexanderxo]

miles: can't stop, won't stop. miles: nah, with the way media and fandoms tear people down these days, you can't go wrong with a little ego fluffing occasionally. a little balance, you know? miles: with how people still try to misrepresent you and your family, makes sense to make sure your real personality and real feelings come across in the interview. doesn't make it less tough though. miles: i think you gotta give yourself a little more credit, you're pretty model-esque and have been doing it for a long time. the whole modeling thing runs in your family, obliviously.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

kylie: now you have that miley cyrus song in my head but i'll take it kylie: fandoms can be so horrific these days, they take things so very seriously don't they? but thank you the ego fluffing though coming from a true king himself i'll take it, keep bigging it up if you want i won't stop you now. kylie: at least you know the media isn't fucking real we only want to show the highlighted stuff on social media platforms you know? so they aren't even going to see the bad days yeah the show is just the show that is still partly scripted to add drama effect. if you think about it I've literally grown up on tv and people have had an opinion me since i was still a baby pretty much. kylie: it's not really my thing honestly but for real thank you - thank you so many nice words to say.

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kyliejenner uploaded to her instagram kyliejenner: found this cute little throwback with my girl Lauren love you queen @famejauregui #throwbackthrusday

[mancrios]

happens to the best of us. good news: i'm back in town. been a bit back and forth with shit lately so whenever you've got the time, let me know and we'll actually make this get together happen . congrats on the vogue cover - you looked hot like always. things are going great with me. just enjoying a bit of time off before i go back to work. booked a new show called 'boys do it better'.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

you are? I do hope that you are still back in town though so we can hang out some more together? I love our little outtings together - love that we have bonded more and more since the show we reunited at. thank you babe - it feels weird since i'm not a model but it's one of my favourites cover that I have ever done within my lifetime!! why thank you. look at you shine, proud of you babe.

[milesalexanderxo]

hfrp connect -> kylie jenner

miles: ms. jenner. wow. what a pleasure. miles: i was just reading your interview in british vogue and it was incredibly vulnerable. i hate talking about anything personal public, makes me crazy uncomfortable, so gotta tip my invisible hat to you. miles: do you still get a thrill when you see yourself on the cover of a magazine? / @kyliejcnncr

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

kylie: oh stop it kylie: don't be bigging up my ego already that won't be good for either of us, but it's a pleasure with you as well. kylie: thank you, thank you - i don't do many interviews as much these days but when i do the only way is to be vulnerable and think it's opens you up to a whole new level for people to understand you more? kylie: i do this one has to be my favourite since i'm not a model or anything so i'm surprised they wanted me on the cover and not kendall or kim or anyone of my sisters.

[eilishbillies]

I always miss you when we're apart. I'm truly obsessed with my girlfriend, what can I say? I can't wait to have you as my groupie making this the best tour ever!

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

are we going to be doing this little fight/ argument? because we both know that i'm going to let you win just so i can kiss you again. not as much as i am with you. hello i get to brag that you're my girlfriend. i can't either, just watching you being admired by so many people is going to make me love you even more than i already do.

[knickstowns]

Kendall: miss Jenner ooh soo professional Kendall: just finish a little work in NY so i am ready to be stolen by my favorite sister just saying!

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

kylie: doesn't it sound so professional it sounds scary but in a good way i think? but i just wanted to see what your reaction was going to be honestly. kylie: are you still in New York? or have you come back to LA? i can fly out to you on the jet.

[knickstowns]

Don't worry i'll just offer to watch her kids for the weekend so she can do whatever she wants and we'll be good again, you always been the chill one of the family, even as a kid Ky, oh God i heard people say demur all day is almost driving me crazy, oh tank God you aren't pregnant mom was just asking me that the other day and if you having another baby i think mom would put me on the naughty list for not giving her a grandchild too, okay i'm ready what happened?

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

isn't fucking wild that you are the only one without having a kid though and all of the cousins are growing up at the same time? safe to say we love a BIG big family huh? you think? I always thought I was the most bratty one out of you and I? getting you into trouble for the shit that I did. ha sorry I just had throw it in there. you looked beautiful at the festival by the way, holy shit. do you ever want kids? I can't wait for that day to be honest. I have a girlfriend, and it's Billie Eilish she's so amazing we've been together since April and i'm going on tour with her for a few dates, you'll love her, she makes me so stupidly happily.

[famemaxence]

Have you ever gone to a soccer match? It is the most amazing feeling, and you don't have to know what's going on, because what's happening on the field is only a small part of the experience. I'd really recommend it. The not-so-tourist spots are even better, if you can imagine. It was so lovely to see you! Definitely need to hang out again soon.

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

I honestly don't remember if I have you know? I've been to a few basketball games and a few football games don't think that I have been to an actual soccer match before? maybe that's something we could do together and teach me the rules and shit. i'd be so lost sat there watching. I love the not so tourist spots!!! it was awesome to finally hang out with you for sure - much hotter in person just saying.