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@heiress-magissa
TEXT 🥴 KYLESS
Kylie: just beacause im sober doeant mean i wont cry! ill s till be sad! i can be a badass bitch and stll feel rejected lol i feel rejected MOST of the time and i only crya littl!
Heiress: you can cry just not in public, babe. you ARE a badass no matter what other external events happen to you. but you don't want people to see anything that can be used against you later.
TEXT 🥴 KYLESS
Kylie: I know but I dint like feeling rejected 😔 Tonigte sucks, I mitgh go cry in the bathroom lol
Heiress: okay girly, we need to get you sobered up. you're not crying in public. even if you're in a bathroom. you're a badass bitch remember that. and I'll be there in a sec to pick you up
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: Make me 😘 and of course I like it! No one's ever really BEEN cheesy with me before, it's so cute. Really, you've been thinking about me as a potential girlfriend for that long? Wow. You're kind of amazing, you know that? I really like you and how you make me feel and so like... yeah, maybe we should be that. Girlfriend and girlfriend, I mean. I just don't want to make you feel trapped or whatever, because people act out when they feel trapped.
Andy: It's about maybe 3/4s the size of the food court at the mall? I'm not great at math so that could be off but almost that big, yeah, at the nearest IKEA anyway!
Andy: OH I love that! It's way less pressure than trying to come up with the best date ever lol. The loser has to uh come up with a rap about how great the other person is and post it on TikTok? Idk! I can't think of anything like embarrassing enough. And yeah, it kinda does, or at least the parts of home that I don't hate. No offense to the aunts but they make it so fucking stressful sometimes. The actual ocean itself though? Being in the middle of it just looking around is one of the coolest feelings ever.
Heiress: you know i will, right? 😂 i've always been the girlfriend type, even though i guess i don't really look like it. i like you too, andy. and you know i think you're a great person through and through. getting to be your girlfriend would feel like a relief not trapped, okay? and as long as we're upfront with each other about everything then we'll be good.
Heiress: i don't know sizes like that, is that bigger?? 😅 and it's there a bigger one further out?
Heiress: oh hades, rapping on social media? yeah that's kinda cruel 😂 and I'd love to see you rap about me so you're going down lol you have a shit ton of family, i don't blame you. i mean i have a lot of family but like we're all a little spread out at least. that's nice to know though. and the view does sound amazing.
TEXT 🥴 KYLESS
Kylie: I don't knokw, maybe im bring too "sloppy", but I dont think that crushing guys at drinkign games is sloppy! Maybe I'm too intimidnaitng 😔 AND BOOOOOOO, I dont wanna third wheel! Hos before hos!
Heiress: ah no, destroying boys at drinking games isn't sloppy. plus who doesn't like a little challenge anyway? they don't know that they're missing and probably wouldn't have been good in bed either. 😂
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: You know that adding "not to sound cheesy" doesn't make it NOT sound cheesy, right lol? But that's okay. I like cheesy. And I like you too. I haven't been seeing anyone else either but idk, are you sure? Because I wouldn't hold it against you if you didn't feel sure about me. I'm not really that kind of girl, or I haven't been.
Andy: It's like a furniture store/amusement park, I swear! AND they sell some amazing meatballs. They have a whole ass food court, actually.
Andy: You're going to make me want to test that theory by coming up with the most boring fucking date in the world. Your ass is way too gorgeous to risk freezing it off lol. And cool! I just really like the Lapis color, you know? It's super ocean-ish.
Heiress: shut up 😂 good, you'd better like it. there's like literally no way to say this stuff without sounding cheesy as fuck. but it comes with the territory i guess. i don't care that you haven't been the "serious" type in the past. the only thing i care about is us being together because we kind of fucking rock. and wanting you to be my girlfriend is something i've been thinking about since we started going out.
Heiress: well you know i can't say no to this auradon food. i can't believe how bomb it tastes! is it as big as the ones in the malls?
Heiress: we should make it a challenge tbh. for both of us to come up the worst date idea and loser has to.... buy the next dinner? I'm slacking, help me out here lol that's true. makes you think of home?
TEXT 🥴 KYLESS
Kylie: GUESS WHO JUST BEAT A STRANGER AT SHOT PUT AT A BAR? THIS BSITCH! And the only thng that would make it better is if a frend was here to high five my vctory 😔 but I wen tout alone dtrying to get that DICK. And failing btw. Maybe I shoudl just call it a night and invite my girls over. You free, you glorigous bad batch?
Heiress: biiiiitch how are you not catching any tail? i'm on a date/hangout with andy, i can ask her if you can join us 😋
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: What would you call it then? If you want to talk about it, anyway. You so don't have to. You've never been to an IKEA before?! Oh, they're so cool, you'll love it! It's got tons of fake rooms, yeah, and idk WHY that's fun but it seriously is!
Andy: It is? 🥺 Good! I'd hate to bring bad ideas to the table lol and yeah, smart to do it while it's still warm out so we don't freeze to death. I mean, you're really warm but cuddles don't really stand a chance against weather sometimes lol. And noice! Can you bring some of that blue crystal? Lapis I think? Idk what it does but it's my favorite one.
Heiress: We can talk about it. I've been thinking about that actually. not to sound cheesy or whatever but I like you a lot and I don't know about you but I haven't been seeing anyone else and I don't want to.
Heiress: I never really had a reason to go lol but i did hear it's like an ultra furniture shop which was like ... shocking that people found it so intriguing but it must be something 😂
Heiress: hell yeah it is! 😍 Look, we could do literally anything and I'd love hanging out with you. And yeah I'm not trying to freeze my ass off if i don't have to. And Lapis is for opening the mind to give enlightenment 👍🏿 I can totally bring it for us.
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: That's so hot, babe. You know what'd be even hotter? If once I got the bed, you wanted to shop for new bedsheets and pillows and stuff with me! I've never done like... domestic errands and stuff with someone I'm kinda dating before. I think it could be fun. Like an Ikea date lol.
Andy: That sounds plenty romantic to me! We could just go all out and like, idk, rent a truck and put a mattress in the back of it and watch a movie projected on a tree in the middle of the woods and just sleep there after under the stars? And also have popcorn lol? Does any of that sound like a good date or am I mashing too many romantic shit together and just hoping it sounds right?
Heiress: you know i would hella go with you. my experience was like .... different? i wouldn't call it domestic tbh. but i like this too. and truthfully, i've never been in an ikea before. that's the place with the fake rooms, right?
Heiress: NICE!! Andy, your brain is: beautiful. I love this idea. it's like a better version of camping. it sounds like a great idea, babe. i say we do it soon before it starts getting cold outside. when we set up, i can bring some of my special crystals with us to protect us from anything that might come out in the middle of the night.
text 💬 cassress
Cassidy: I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
Cassidy: I heard weird noises outside my window and I'm strapped up with about 9 knives just waiting for someone to try and break in, I could use the company.
Heiress: Okay, i'll let you know when I'm coming though because last thing I need is to walk around with a brand new scar. it's been a while since i've gotten one
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: YES! I was planning on getting a water bed anyway so that sounds good to me 😇
Andy: I don't know, I've kind of been craving like a nice, elegant, grown-up date... the only problem is I have no idea what nice, elegant, grown-ups DO.
Heiress: niiiiice we've got some fun days and nights ahead of us.
Heiress: me neither 😬 uh like a night under the stars or something? i want it to be like romantic shit, you know? candles too?
what about you do you think would make an amazing girlfriend?
wow, okay, throwing amazing into that sentence is a lot of pressure. i'd like to think i'd be a good girlfriend because loyalty is just my kinda thing. i vibe with someone, i stick with them. i try to make whoever i'm with happy and i'll always have crystals for whatever needs to be realigned. i don't fucking know, i'd just try.
honesty hour!
text 💬 malress
Mal: did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
Mal: I think you're going to need something stronger than that to get through a stupid cartoon documentary about Olaf.
Heiress: jokee in you. ut ess my 6tj marggariya.
text 💬 heirendy
Andy: I like sex! I like bubble wrap! Sounds like a GOOD idea to me, but the BEST idea? That has to be sex on a water bed. You ever done it?
Heiress: no, i haven't done it on a water bed, we've gotta try that someday.
Heiress: but first, next date. ideas?
text 💬 herkess
Herkie: Of course, you know I'm there whenever you need me! Where is "there" though?
Heiress: graduation party for this rando. i gotta at least show up to look hot for a few. but i am not going on my own people will try to talk to me.
Text || Lyress
Lyra: You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Heiress: i love hearing the day after stories. i assum we got kicked out? 😂
text 💬 peiress
Portia: I think I sorta joined a cult last night... Do they usually involve orgies? Because if so then I definitely joined a cult last night.
Heiress: yeah if you joined a sex cult, maybe? lmao let me know how that works out. i literally don't know anything about cults though, so try not to get kidnapped.