oliver oaken @oliver-oaken - Tumblr Blog

nukaokoro:

If somebody tips their Carpyt driver with beer, they’re legally allowed to drink it on the job, right?

Heck yeah, man! You can’t let a good drink go to waste, dude!

text 🎃 open

Oliver: anyone who wants to have their socks scared off them, come to the park! we're having a fearfest wooooooooh!!!

text 📲 haliver

Haverly: Okay, so I was hesitant going in because I'd never seen the original so I thought I was going to be super lost, but like, I'm lowkey hooked on the Gossip Girl reboot and a little bummed that I won't even get new episodes until NOVEMBER!

Haverly: Why does tv do this to me?

Oliver: what's gossip girl?? and why is she getting the boot??

Oliver: And they're filming it on tv???

#haverly #text

TEXT🌋KYLIVER

Kylie: OH or they could profit off of your death! Like have a sale of all the supplies that were your favorites. You're welcome to pass that idea along to them if you want! I feel like it's kind of a winner.

Kylie: Say hi to the beautiful Mads for me and remind her that Kylie says that she's obligated to love down the glorious hunk of man she landed right every chance she gets! As for the rest of it, that sounds so cool! I'm working a lot too, actually. Turns out lots of people want stylists for big summer parties, who knew?

Oliver: i should make a list so they have that idea for later! i think they'd like it.

Oliver: i told her!! I'll let you know what she says when she responds 😄 oh snap girlie that's awesome!! since you're a stylist do you do wigs?? like can you make one? it's not for work i just kinda wanted to try something out. 👀

#kylie #text

text 💬 olivake

Oliver: i dropped my cake on the floor... 😔

#blake #text #// a sad text

text 💬 robbiver

Oliver: bro bro we hang out tonight or you're a rotten egg!!

#robbie #text #// a taunting text

text 💬 olijia

Oliver: i saw that person ask mads about who'll get married first of both of us and it made me start thinking about things!!?? we've lived together for a super while. am i supposed to be preparing to propose???

#jia #text #// a confession text

text 💢 holiver

Haverly: you know what's annoying? when shows take a break in the middle of a season. like i get there's sometimes schedule conflicts or budget constraints or whatever other reason that might delay making the show, but like come on! the first part of this season was like MONTHS ago, and you're just barely coming back with new episodes? i don't remember everything, i have to go back and watch it all over 😭😭😭

Haverly: and end rant~ how's your day going?

Oliver: what show were you watching that's got you so upset, havs??? i like that i get to watch everything all over again but i do wish i could just watch it all at once too!!

Oliver: AH IT'S THE GREATEST DAY EVER!! it always is 🙏 i love my job, my forever girlfriend, and my friends. how is YOUR day going??

#haverly #text

TEXT🌋KYLIVER

Kylie: GOOD! Because I didn't want to have to tell your Arendelle peeps that they had to arrange a funeral lol. What's up, Ollie-Ollie-Oxen-Free? What's going on in your world, aside from dodging a fiery death?

Oliver: I think they would be so sad 😢 but my dad would probably have a lot of supplies they can get for a discount 🤔

Oliver: I've been having the best summer ever!!! Living with Mads, hanging at the parks and working there too it's SO SWEET. what about you??

#kylie #text

TEXT🌋KYLIVER

Kylie: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 🌋

Kylie: Send a pic as proof or else I'll consider you DEAD from here on out! RIP Ollipop!💀

Oliver: I'M NOT DEAD!!

Oliver: [sends a pic of a his laptop with lava]

Oliver: DON'T RIP ME.

#kylie #text

text 💬 oliveo

Mateo: Hey now, that's not true! You and I are ALWAYS going to be the dream team unless you plan on disappearing sometime soon lol

Oliver: nope! not unless the reindeer ollienap me for some reason 😳 do you think they actually would-?? maybe i should get them a peace offering. 🤔

#mateo #text

text 💬 oliveo

Mateo: It would be SO SICK to get to work together! Please do that, bro, I appreciate it 🙏 Just for the summer, anyway! It seems like the PERFECT summer job!

Oliver: heck yeah!! too bad when summer's over there'll be no dream team 😭😭

#mateo #text

TEXT 💬 OLIVENTLY

Bentley: This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

Oliver: Sorry dude, I've got a hardcore binge on the schedule and a nap after that but PLEASE share your high thoughts with me ✨

#bentley #text

text 💬 jiliver

Jia: I promise I’ll get everyone to jello wrestle with us xox

Jia: And I'll buy everyone clothes they can get dirty and messy so no one has an excuse to try and make it weird and sexy!

Oliver: THANK YOU that's all i ask 🙏

Oliver: but wrestling is just naturally sexy! you'll have to have everyone wear like giant clothes

#jia #text

text 💬 oliveo

Mateo: I'll make sure to say the BEST dude in a costume 😉 speaking of which though, do you know if they're hiring character actors for the summer? I'm going to start looking for a real acting gig in the fall but until then a job would be dope!

Oliver: YOU KNOW IT!!!

Oliver: oh snap dude! yeah!! they're always hiring! We could work together! wouldn't that be like a dream team?? I'll let them know you're interested.

#mateo #text

who do you ship your siblings with?

Uhhh I can see @oakleyoaken getting on a boat but @oaklynnoaken?? i don't know! and i don't think either of them even know how to drive a boat, so ... maybe @hookedoncj can teach them?

honesty hour!

#ans #ans ; honesty hour #oakley #oaklynn #cj

text 💬 joliver

Jordan: Sure, why not? My followers always appreciate a change of scenery, and the people watching's got to be great this time of year.

Oliver: amusement parks are the /best/ scenery! there's so much going on, that's why i love it 😄 that and the candy. and ice cream. and the rides.

Oliver: feel free to talk to them! they're so friendly!

#jordan #text

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

oliver oaken