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TEXT 📅 COOPLIE

Kylie: TO BE FAIR, I use ANYTHING when I'm horny -- porn, calendars, fan fiction, a particularly sculpted status in a museum, the list goes on! Why? Do you JUST look up porn? That's interesting. Why not be both a sex shop and an actual car repair shop? That's like double the income!

Cooper: i don't just look up porn. i haven't really thought about it but a calendar has never been on my radar. i like sex as much as the next person but i think that's just too much for one place. and i don't really want to make sex into a business. I've got enough to handle as it is. sex should just be fun and relaxing then sometimes tense and refueling.

#kylie #text

text 📲 caper

Candi: not me obsessively playing animal crossing even though it's obviously been abandoned by nintendo 🙃

Cooper: lol how long has it been since you played

#candi #text

text 💬 coopuna

Laguna: THAT was a sext? Oh, honey.

Laguna: I'm always up for a good roleplay though. Just think of a hotter scenario and I'm all yours 😘

Cooper: yeah that was a huge miss.

Cooper: kylie seems to think me playing on being a mechanic is hot. what do you think?

#Laguna #text

text 💬 ruper

Ruby: YOU CAN WHISTLE USING YOUR FINGERS?! Lucky! I literally can't do it! I've tried a million times and it just sounds spitty and weird lol. How'd you learn?

Cooper: yeah, i can lol my mom taught me when i was little. it just kinda came naturally.

#ruby #text

TEXT 👏 COOPZIZ

Aziz: Look, I get it. As someone whose mom has been on the list my ENTIRE life, it's a weird feeling. I just wanted to check in and welcome you to the creepy club and make sure no one else was giving you a hard time about it.

Cooper: maybe lead with that next time? no, no one's giving me a hard time. people really read way too much into that junk.

#aziz #text

TEXT 📅 COOPLIE

Kylie: Horknee people such as myself, mayhaps? 🥵 but booo you're being so boring right now! Cars are cool and all but the mechanic thing isn't as sexy when you're actually mechanic-ing and not using it as a sexy costume!

Cooper: babe, you use calendars when you're horny? why not just use all the porn out there? i just don't want to put it out there and they think this is some kind of sex shop instead of an actual car repair.

#kylie #text

text 💬 coopuna

Laguna: Cooper, you know me; do you think I'd ever feel down about myself? I'm basically perfect.

Laguna: Why are you trying to make me feel like I've made bad choices about one of the few guys I've deemed worthy to repeat-fuck though? Or is this a cry for help?

Cooper: i was trying to go for some kind of roleplay sext but it just looks depressing. 😬

#Laguna #text

text 💬 ruper

Ruby: Who's he? And I'm so sorry to hear that but blowing real whistles can be fun too, just in a different way!

Cooper: this weird customer that walked in today. some wannabe. I'm not going to blow a whistle. if i need to whistle I'll use my fingers.

#ruby #text

TEXT 👏 COOPZIZ

Aziz: Dude, did you notice your mom finally cracked the Top 10 MILFs of Auradon list this year?

Cooper: i did not need to know that. dont tell me something like that again please. 🤨

#aziz #text

TEXT 📅 COOPLIE

Kylie: Have you ever thought about making a sexy calendar that's just twelve pictures of you fixing up different cars? Because the thought came to me while bathing earlier and 🥵 now I have a mighty need for it! AND it would make you some serious bank, win-win! Unless you want an OnlyFans or something which I'd also support.

Cooper: who even uses calendars anymore? i think i'd be missing out big time on any actual money on it. but no, i would not do that. appreciate the compliment though. i just think i'll stick to actually working on cars.

#kylie #text

what's something that turns you on?

there are several things, but that's not for the public to know.

honesty hour!

#ans #ans ; honesty hour

#{ muse }#asugraduation2021

text 💬 ruper

Cooper: He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

#ruby #text #// number 145 #i'll go with accidental text?

text 💬 coopuna

cooper: I just finished watching Alice in Wonderland for the third time in a row. I’m starting it again. I’m eating cocoa puffs. I’m a grown man. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that you could be me.

#laguna #text #// number 194

text 💬 caper

Candi: I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

Cooper: have you ever tried to stop a drunk you?? I literally had to pick you up but you're feisty

#candi #text

candi uma lennox oaklynn beau aimee

do the sexy love™ with: @prncsscndi I don’t like anyone else on this list enough.

sacrifice myself for: @lennoxcalhoun even though she bugs me on purpose

kick: Uma

take to prom: @oaklynnoaken

abandon in jurassic park: @aimeeblake

push off a bridge: @beauodie

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

#ans #ans ; 6 people #candi #uma #lennox #oaklynn #beau #aimee #Anonymous

text 💬 calford

cooper: i’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

#lennox #text #// number 141 #didn't like their names together any other way lol

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