No church in the wild

Kylie Kristen Jenner. What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non-believer?

[nathan-moreno]

You’re welcome. If you don’t want it celebrated greatly, then I’ll drop it!

[kylizzlekristen]

I don’t particularly want it celebrated, period. 

[joejxftw-blog-deactivated201905]

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.”

[kylizzlekristen]

“Thank you!”

[nathan-moreno]

Alright. I’ll stop making a big deal about it. Congratulations though.

[kylizzlekristen]

Well, thank you. At least someone isn’t planning to drive me insane with the matter. 

[joejxftw-blog-deactivated201905]

“I’m just sayin’, time goes by fast! It’ll be here before you know what hit you!”

[kylizzlekristen]

Kevin! Quit making this worse. 

[nathan-moreno]

I know. But a lot of people don’t finish it. So it’s not “just” high school.

[kylizzlekristen]

It is to me. 

[kendall-duh]

Seriously?! I can’t control my emotions! Tears of joy, Ky. Tears of joy. Get over yourself. I’m going to fucking cry.

[kylizzlekristen]

Oh my god. Just stay home then, I don’t want you making a giant fucking scene.

[projectnickjerry-deactivated201]

“There are things you can’t help hearing about, Jenner. Word gets around quickly and becomes the topic of conversation on more than one occasion; a lot of people are talking about him and unfortunately, you can’t always protect him from the hurtful things they have to say. It shouldn’t matter but it does.“

“I’m attempting to cut it out of my diet and use juices as a replacement, I’m just believing the cold turkey method wasn’t the smartest idea I’ve had. I could usually drink enough coffee to caffeinate two elephants.”

[kylizzlekristen]

People are assholes, and I understand that while I cannot change it, I can do my damnedest. Luckily, my dad isn't too big on social media so maybe I can do my best. I think that is the perfect amount of caffiene to consume on a daily basis! Why not? Drink it all, fuck it.

[joejxftw-blog-deactivated201905]

“It catches up to you pretty quickly. I mean you’ll blink and then before you know it, you’ll be one year away from being twenty-five. All in all, congratulations Kylie!”

[kylizzlekristen]

Oh don't say that! I don't want to be like 25 tomorrow. That seems very far away, and I wish for it to stay that way!

[nathan-moreno]

“Nope! I’m not. But you shouldn’t want to downplay this. It’s a big accomplishment!”

[kylizzlekristen]

It's just high school, Lena.

[kendall-duh]

I promise I won’t cry…or at least try not to! We’re all so proud of you, you deserve this more than anyone I know!

[kylizzlekristen]

If you cry, you can stay home and that goes for all of you! No tears, Kenny.

[kylizzlekristen]

Hey everyone! 

In interest of keeping politics off of the dash, and keeping my own personal sanity, I will not be on tonight! I’ll be watching the election and I’m afraid of becoming incredibly angered if certain parties gain places.

Anyways; I wish you all a great night & depending upon the result, I may or may not see you tomorrow!! 

[nathan-moreno]

“It is a huge deal. And something to be very proud of! No pressure needed. It is whatever you make it!”

[kylizzlekristen]

“You’re not good at the whole down-playing thing, huh?”

[nathan-moreno]

“That’s a huge deal! Congratulations!”

[kylizzlekristen]

“A huge deal? Oh hell no! No pressure. It’s all sunshine and gumdrops. Right?”

[projectjhutch-deactivated201505]

“Graduating? As in High school or? Congratulations all the same! Time flies honestly”

[kylizzlekristen]

“Do I look like a college gal to you? Please say yes. Thank you! I’m going out HSM style.”

[kylizzlekristen]

“It freaks me out to think I’m graduating this year. Honestly, it feels like just yesterday I was starring on the first season of Keeping Up, and that’s just terrifying. I don’t know; I think it finally dawned on me, or something.”

[kylizzlekristen]

Chapter Four: Media

Who: Kylie Kristen Jenner and Normie Jenner What: A video diary Where: Jenner house. When: May 2nd 2015  Why: Chapter 4 of Project Hollywood.

“And the award for the person doing this at the latest - or maybe earliest - point ever goes to...” Three in the morning and the youngest Jenner had long since passed exhaustion. Still determined to get this done before she forgot about it for another few weeks, she’d opted to do it now and was beginning to slowly regret that decision. “So, hey.” Her voice was riddled with sleep, and it was second nature now to be slowly stroking Normie as she sat before the camera. “The media, huh? Well, I have enough knowledge about it, I guess.” She offered a nervous laugh, the media was something that being a teenager today was practically impossible to escape from, especially as Kylie was also a famous teenager today. “I think the media definitely has a way of knowing it’s own truth..”

“Over the years, there’s been a lot of lies about my family, a lot of rumours made up, a lot of scandals that were never all too scandalous anyway, but I think that now, for me at least, it’s beginning to calm down.” Even though she was tired, she found herself able to discuss such a strong topic. “I’m personally not in the media so much, to the extent of my other siblings or even with what the content written about me is about. If I make news, it’s usually for another mediocre, bullshit reason more than anything else. Like, I changed my hair or my lips got a little bigger or whatever else they deem news-worthy enough to write an article about it. In terms of social media; I like it. I like Instagram and Twitter and Snapchat and Tumblr and all other methods of connecting with my fans. I like those things.” She could feel herself rambling a little bit, due to the exhaustion, she was just spewing bullshit like a fountain. “I like being in the public eye and hopefully inspiring someone with whatever it is that I’m doing. Do I like all the drama that comes with it? Of course not. Is it, however, something that I think is a price not too great to pay? For sure. I get to speak to people from all over the world, for a couple pictures taken of me and a few lies made up? At the end of the day, my family and friends know the truth, and that’s what is most important to me. For sure.” 

Above anyone and everything else, Kylie rated her family. Family came first, no matter what. That was one thing that she had drilled into her from a young age, and probably the only thing. Her family liked to give her freedom, as much freedom as possible anyway given the whole fame-paparazzi thing, but they always wanted her to remember that fact. “I don’t really know what more to say now, and I really do think that I may pass out on camera which is something that neither of us want. This being said I’ll see you soon, hopefully not so late and a little more interesting.”

[kylizzlekristen]

I’m exhausted so therefore I’ll be uploading my thing a little bit later tomorrow unfortunately since there’s still a bit left to finish oop.