Kylux's on fire!

New trash from a stormtrooper

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With fresh ingredients -they're still moving-, this is Inui's Deluxe Special Super Remix.

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Note #008

I'm glad this "Matt the radar technician" thing is finally over. Kylo finally told everyone his true identity -it was quite obvious after he force-choked one stormtrooper- but most of them look astonished, including Hux. So after this event took place, I was walking next to my quarters when someone pulled me aside. It was Hux. Hux: *serious* You knew that, right? Me: What are you talking, general? Hux: You knew Matt's true identity and you didn't tell me. Me: I was about to tell you but I didn't... Hux: Liar! I bet you're the one who wants to get along with him. Me: Now that's fucked Up! I just saw him sitting alone, what am I supposed to do, just ignored him? Besides, I'm actually in love with someone else. Hux: You little liar, you better back off or.. Phasma: Hux! What are you doing? Hux: I'm just having a little talk with this trooper. We've just finished talking. Phasma: You better stay away of my troopers general. I'm warning you. Hux: You're right. I have better things to do. See you soon, FN-21549. *Hux leaves* Phasma: Are you okay? Me: Fuck! His behaviour is way out of control. Phasma: Oh kid, having a bad week, huh? Me: He's not even trying to listen what I have to say. I believe he's the one obsessed with Kylo. Phasma: Don't worry kid, I got it. So you're wondering what happened next, right? Well, I woke up today with Hix screaming all over the Finalizer because he founds Phasma's pet -yes, she have a tarantula- under his pillow. Now that's why I call a sweet revenge *evil smile*

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Note #007

Hux: I need to ask you something. Me: Sure general, tell me. Hux: *serious* Do you know if Matt is having an affair with Kylo? Me: ¿What are you talking, general? Matt is married and have two kids. Ok, he's a little bit obsessed with him, but it's not like he wants to "get along" with him. Hux: *smiling* I see... Then, ¿may I ask you to give him a friendly reminder? Me: Sure General. Hux: Tell your little friend Matt, If he dares to get any closer to Kylo *evil smile* I will find a way to let him know I'm mad *makes choking gestures*. Am I clear? Me: Y...yes sir, I will let him know. Hux: Alright FN-21549, I will see you soon. *Hux leaves* Oh god, it looks like everyone here wants to kill me. ------ I'm glad the cafeteria is empty today, I will be able to eat and relax, I just want to... Matt: Hey, FN-21549! *waves hand* Me: *facepalm* What's Up, "Matt"? Matt: *laughs* I can't believe they're threating me like a radar technician, I mean, this is so obvious and... Me: ... And it's getting me involved. Matt: What do you mean? Me: Hux doesn't know that you're Matt, so he's starting to get jealous and he's gonna kick your ass if you won't stop talking about yourself. Matt: Oh really? *surprised* Well, is not like I'm trying to uncover myself. Last night... -------- Hux: Hey Kylo, why do you have a wig on your desk? Kylo: [Shit!] Well Hux, I need to tell you something... Hux: *mad* I knew it! You are obsessed with Matt the radar technician! Kylo: *surprised* No, you're wrong. Actually I... Hux: *getting dressed* You're playing with me, right? I'm going to stop this until you made yourself clear! *leaves* Kylo: Hux, wait! -------- Me: So Hux really thinks you're a radar technician, huh? Kylo: Yeah, and I don't know what to do. Me: *sights* Matt, you're fucked Up, man. Kylo: What? *force-choking me* Me: Joke... It's...a.. Joke. Kylo: *stops* Fine, but you have to help me. ----CONTINUE----

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Note #006

Damn, I’m not sure when this “Matt the radar technician” thing started, but now is way out of control. I mean, look at him. Is quite obvious that he’s Kylo Ren. And even when he’s uncovered is quite hard for him to make friends. Of course, if you’re talking about Kylo Ren all day and how he’s shredded... This is the 4th time he sat with us at lunch and I’m starting to get tired about it… Fn-21603: Hey, isn’t Matt a little bit weird? I mean, he’s talking about Kylo all day. Last time he told me Kylo had nice abs. And all I was thinking was “damn Matt, I don’t wanna know, just shut up!’ But then he gave me that look like he was going to kill me. It scared the shit out of me. Me: Yeah… He seems to be quite agressive but I think he’s lonely. Maybe he’s a little bit obsessed with Kylo but he is truly a nice guy. Just look at him, he understands the meaning of teamwork *facepalm* [Are this people blind? He IS Kylo Ren] Fn-21603: By the way, it looks like you two are friends. Did you know him before, FN-21549? Me: Well, what can I say? *Hux suddenly appears* Hux: *ejm* Aren’t you supposed to be training? What are you doing wasting your time? Both: Yes sir! Sorry! *about to leave* Hux: No *grabs my arm* I need to talk with you *fn-21603 leaves* Me: [Shit] What do you want, sir? Hux: *curious* Did I just hear that you are Matt the radar technician’s friend? Me: [*facepalm* ¿Really general? And I thought Hux was clever] Well, we are not like ” best friends" Hux: But you know him, am I right? Me: it’s not like I know him for that long… Hux: Doesn't matter. Listen, I need to ask you something.

—–CONTINUE—–

[xalycalzart]

omg he looks so sad

[kyluxshipper-blog]

Quick note: I found this outside of Hux’s Quarters. His drawing skills are really good. I’m going to add this to my collection,

[mad-tuna]

Oh nooo! Meditation gone wrong. :v

[liberlibelulaart]

Based on one of my heroes, the guy in this video.                                                HD version in my Deviantart                                                                              

[ohtze]

I DIED

[agirlwithwinter]

oh shit

[sterkiller]

Petition for Adam to sing My heart will go on.

[darthvaderwannabe-blog]

ive never laughed so hard in my life this is amazing

[kyluxshipper-blog]

I DIEd

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Note #005

Have I ever told you how's life here in the Finalizer? I mean, besides all the training and exercise we made, we have some fun. Specially with Ren's tantrums. Yes, as someone told me before, we have a secret stormtrooper media where we update all the selfies we take while he's making his tantrums. Can you believe we just reach 2 billions users in less than one month? Ren is indeed a walking meme. Also, when Hux's asleep -which is quite weird- he's a sleepwalker, so when he's not surrounded by Phasma or Ren we made quite funny scenarios and take pictures with him. About Captain Phasma... We have some nice pictures that we managed to take her when she's not using her armor. I can remind that Finalizer gala when she was wearing a long, beautiful yellow dress. Damn, that girl was killing it!. And also she managed to get Hux and Ren dancing together... I can still remember that awkward feeling... I mean, they were insulting each other but at the same time they started to dance. I gotta go, I left my notebook at the library. If someone finds the pictures I'm collecting, I think the best scenario will be to die force-choked.

[surealkatie]

Commission

Some fan art of Kylo and Hux

[kyluxshipper-blog]

Great! I will save this... Just for research purposes. Phasma will be as happy as me 😁

[minaoyama]

YOU AND ME BABY WE ARE OTP

Sure. Let’s do this. Marry me 💍💐

[kyluxshipper-blog]

Of course you do. All the finalizer knows about it 😏

[space-emos]

we cant all be as smooth as poe okay

i just wanted to draw kylo with a normal sized cape i dont even know what happened

[kyluxshipper-blog]

Damn I know I was missing something *nosebleed*

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Note #004

"Since General Hux bought a cat, lord Ren has increased his tantrums. Everybody knows he's jealous, but no one dares to say a single word about it. I can't blame him. Milicent is the cutest cat I've ever seen, so flluffy and friendly with everyone. It's a shame Captain Phasma is allergic to cats. Hopefully Hux is always busy, so we can play with the cat sometimes. Last night Kylo asked me if I had news about Hux, but I told him I was busy all night because I had to finish a report for Phasma -it was a lie, yesterday I heard that Hux is going to buy him a dog!-. I didn't want to ruin it, so I almost died force-choked whe he found that I was lying again. I'm a terrible liar and everybody knows. I just told him Hux was going to give him something so he just went away in a good mood. Anyway, finally I made to take some pictures." *SLAM* Fn-21603: Hey FN-21549! Have you finished eating? We need to go back to our training. Stop whispering and move your ass now! *FN-21603 leaves* "Final note: A friendly reminder to kill fn-21603 if I have a chance."

[mintypython]

Tag yourself I’m Spinny Kylo

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I’m snow Kylo <3

[yoytmbr]

hux’s cats 2

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And I thought Hux hates roleplaying.... :P

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Note #003

“It’s almost lunchtime and the cafeteria is empty. Where’s everybody? Damn, last night was …weird —- *at the meeting hall* Hux: So , What am I supose to see? Kylo: This [force-hand a box that was hidden behind the screen] Hux: Ren… Kylo: Just shut Up, ginger general. Please open it. [He opened the box, and inmediately read the note inside] Hux: Let’s see… “I’m sorry I always broke your ship, but I will never break your heart” *shocked* [Shit i’m dying! I can’t believe Hux is crying! I bet they kiss now] *about to kiss* *SLAM!* FN-21603: Here you are! Phasma is looking for you. You better go to see her right away, she’s going to ki…. *shaking* Me: Oh no Kylo: OH NO! HE’S CHOKING ON FOOD! Hux: Kylo, stop! —– At the end I couldn’t take a picture" Kylo: Hey you! Where’s everyone? Me: *screams* For god’s sake, don’t do that! I… Kylo: Excuse me, trooper? Me: I’m sorry sir! I have no idea, my lord. Kylo: Wait a minute… *freeze* oh Shit… Kylo:This energy … Is the same I felt yesterday at the meeting hall… Am I Right? Me:…. *force choking* Kylo: I want an answer. NOW! Me:Sir…I…have…no…idea… Kylo: You’re LYING! I will kill you now. Me: Wait…sir… I…live…next…to…Hux’s…quarters…just…in…case…you…need…something…I… Kylo: Oh really? *stops* Kylo: You should tell me that before. What’s your code, trooper? Me: FN-21549, sir. Kylo: Alright, FN-21549. From now on you will keep me Up to date about everything you could hear at Hux’s quarters. Otherwise… *force-choking me* Am I clear? Me: y…es … sir. Kylo:That’s good! I have a feeling we are going to be good friends. See you soon, FN-21549. *leaves* “God I almost die today! I have a bad feeling about this”

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Note #002

Hey, FN-21549 here. I'm ready to take a nap. Did I just told you that my quarters are next to Hux’s? Well, it’s 4 pm and… *whispers and laughs noises everywhere* It seems like general Hux just came back. *sticks to the wall, trying to hear something* Hux: I can’t believe it worked! Phasma was right. All I needed was an excuse to get closer to him. He’s quite rude and brave, but when he is pissed off and sad he’s actually cute and charming. I can’t believe we’re going to have dinner together! No, no, I have to calm down. What am I going to do if someone finds out that I’m in love with him? I’m the general of the finalizer, I cannot open myself *huge bitchslap noise* Ouch! Now let’s find a place in this ship where no one can find us.

*evil smile* It looks like Captain Phasma is goig to have her pictures right away. This is a one time chance. It’s time to prepare the equipment for today’s date.

[4rch0n]

sigh…

[faithydoll]

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

[cosmic-breakfast]

I’m in fucking tears

[nudiemuse]

I ugly laughed

[kyluxshipper-blog]

Darth Vader throwing tantrums and force choking before it was cool :P