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[userboxer]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

i always get told i look like a bitch bc im always glaring while i walk but im not glaring im squinting i have sensitive eyes theyre watering

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[monsieurrobot]

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[thursday]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[milesgmoralles]

Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

“I hate people!”     “In general, I try to never speak with people.”

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[teathattast]

[planetearthe]

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

[thisisalsoyou]

[romxntiqe]

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours