kyrstyndewael

[cheese24k]

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

[pettankoprincess]

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

[fanfckeryart]

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

[iwanaga-deactivated20220424]

I will reblog this as many times as it comes up on my dash <333

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[rydell]

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

[tocif]

BIRTH

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af

[voulair]

Aya Jones @ No.21 Fall 2015 Backstage

[skygenders]

If i ever died i am going to haunt my school. You’re an asshole? I am going to step on the back of your shoes the entire day. I’ll randomly open and close lockers. I’ll go on the intercom and just make breathing noises. Pull the fire alarm during finals. Throw a book at someone every time they say/ do something stupid. I would be an awesome ghost.

[mysteriousroseangel-deactivated]

“If i ever died”

[rufflet]

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

[spooksonat-deactivated20170914]

Life in retail.

[meepface]

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

[turkey-vulture]

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

[ljza]

more shots of saint petersburg. the canals are so beautiful

[lailanassali-deactivated2023122]

I aspire to be a better me.

[kyrstyndewael]

Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.

Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go

[presidentme-deactivated20151127]

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

[revanchistsuperstar]

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

[kumagawa]

how do white people think like this

[egberts]

imagine a dinosaur

[wizardshark]

ok now what

[egberts]

imagine two dinosaurs

[mjwatson]

nice

[thecommonchick]

“where did all your money go?“ 

i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.

[the-bored-cat]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.