u r like a shallot to me

im an adult.

[willofaleksander]

there's canon pretty cure yuri????????????

[catasters]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[urgetocreate]

Lexi Lee Schnabel (American), Who Goes There, 2024, Oil on canvas

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[innerchildabortionclinic]

do you speak any languages?

I have never spoken before

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[yorgen-sh]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[jenny-holzer]

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 LGBTQ Pride Textures for Storm Flag mod (x)

[zaprowsdower27]

missing something by not having Riku in the shot as well

[gummi-ships]

you're right