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ryderiisms:

“Why do we have to read books if nothing even really happens for school? It doesn’t make sense to read it for the ending to be just bad. When has anyone ever used Shakespeare in real life?”

“I don’t think I’m the person to ask, dude. I don’t read. But um, unless you’re like, a Shakespeare teacher, then probably never.”

text → kyson

safiya: you don't have to do that

safiya: you're listening to me complain

safiya: if anything i owe you something for wasting your time

kyson: i have a sister i know how this works

kyson: complaining is always beter when you can stuff your face with food. so. what do u want?

imessage • bella

bella: that's putting it lightly!!!

bella: no wtf r u on

kyson: this is gonna be dope b

kyson: nothing im just excited. ykno. lit.

blairjackson:

“Yeah, I think that might be a better idea. If you really wanted to make her feel bad, you could always pretend like you don’t remember her too.”

“Damn, Mrs. J! That’s hella savage. Have you done that to guys before?”

kodylane:

“I’m never reproducing, ever.”

“That’s probably for the best, the world doesn’t need any more vomiting babies in it.”

bambijoel:

“What?! No! Italian dressing is like sauce you put on salad, you’ve seriously never had salad dressing?”

“Oh. The fuck they calling it Italian dressing for? That sounds like clothes.” He laughed. “I’ve had salad dressing, but it was like, ranch. Normal shit, y’know? Nothing nearly as fancy as that.”

text → kyson

safiya: wait why ???

kyson: im gonna bring it to u?

text → kyson

safiya: i honestly couldn't tell you

safiya: it's been one of those weeks. ya know?

kyson: whats ur fav food?

text → open

safiya: no offense but i'm rlly lonely

safiya: nd sad

safiya: i need someone pay attention to me

kyson: why are you sad?

kyson: do you need anything?

bambijoel:

“It is not! Italian dressing is delicious, you’re delusional!”

“I don’t care about Italian fashion, it has no place in a conversation about you eating literal rabbit food.”

bambijoel:

“This is my, ‘i’m eating salad’ dance.”

“How do you do that? Salad is rabbit foot, Bamboo.”

#bamboo

nixoniisms:

“Kid? You didn’t seriously just call me kid did you?”

“I mean, sounds like I did. How old even are you? Can’t be much older than 17.”

text to 📲 kyson.

maddie: ask urself that question

kyson: i don't hate me so i dont know

kodylane:

“Remind me again to NEVER get a job dealing with children EVER again. I’ve been puked on about five times today and I showed up for my lunch date smelling like baby formula and snot even though I showered eight times. You can’t pay me enough to deal with snotty, pukey, loud, clingy children. It’s not worth it. I need a job dealing with robots.”

“Yeah, they do that.”

nixoniisms:

“If anyone runs into my mom, tell her that I was helping you with homework or something. I’ll pay you twenty bucks.”

“Sure, kid. Where are you actually going though?”

text to 📲 kyson.

maddie: aint that the truth

kyson: why do you hate me

text to 📲 kyson.

maddie: ur annoying

kyson: thanks it's my best quality

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