Have you ever, in the middle of an interview, realised that you did not want the job. So you half-assed the answer and somehow you ended up getting the job.

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Have you ever, in the middle of an interview, realised that you did not want the job. So you half-assed the answer and somehow you ended up getting the job.
I went to watch Deadpool and Wolverine at the cinema yesterday. It's been a long time since I went to a cinema but Deadpool is worth it. Also, had a job interview in the area so two birds, one stone. Nothing like bombing your interview and watching Deadpool bombed his afterwards.
First of all, love all the choices nowadays. IMAX, IMAX 3D, ATMOS, DBOX. Should have gone for 3D or DBOX. The fight scenes would have been brilliant.
Went in the middle of the day on Thursday, the cinema was practically empty. I was the only one in my row. That was nice.
Fucking subtitles. I would welcome eng sub, I missed like half of the cussing but noooo... Let's have malay and chinese subs, two languages I speak and read to distract me. Something was definitely lost in translation and it pissed me off.
Motherfucker censorship. Why? My dear snowflake country, with all due respect, what is wrong with you? Everything else is fine but motherfucker is where you draw the line.
I got the job? Wtf
I went to watch Deadpool and Wolverine at the cinema yesterday. It's been a long time since I went to a cinema but Deadpool is worth it. Also, had a job interview in the area so two birds, one stone. Nothing like bombing your interview and watching Deadpool bombed his afterwards.
First of all, love all the choices nowadays. IMAX, IMAX 3D, ATMOS, DBOX. Should have gone for 3D or DBOX. The fight scenes would have been brilliant.
Went in the middle of the day on Thursday, the cinema was practically empty. I was the only one in my row. That was nice.
Fucking subtitles. I would welcome eng sub, I missed like half of the cussing but noooo... Let's have malay and chinese subs, two languages I speak and read to distract me. Something was definitely lost in translation and it pissed me off.
Motherfucker censorship. Why? My dear snowflake country, with all due respect, what is wrong with you? Everything else is fine but motherfucker is where you draw the line.
David Tennant, who has brought down two prime ministers so far,
Went to an interview for a job I didn't want but didn't know how to refuse the interview. The interviewer asked what's the last book I read. Couldn't exactly answer smut fanfics so Silence of the Lamb came out of my mouth. Never read the book but I watched Hannibal and read the fics so 💁
How do people just get a job? I'm tired of all these interviews and having to convince people that they should hire me. I'm not even aiming high, I'm literally applying at Starbucks.
I'm grateful for the long wait to get a new series. Instead of settling for whatever series Kristsingto acting as a couple again, we get a fanfic of their lives. What else could I asked for?
Do I highly dislike exes to lovers trope?
Yes.
Will I still watch The Ex-Morning?
Yes.
I watched the ex-morning trailer so many times, I actually had a dream that Krist was my ex. Wtf???
How am I supposed to wait till next year???
It's June. I want to date a lesbian.
Birthday gift to myself
Forgot that my sister not my parents even if she's feeding and watering me. Prepared for a Spanish inquisition about my upcoming vacation abroad (that I informed her less than a week from departure) but she just asked a few questions. Huh
I didn't realise that they're back together???!!!
In highschool, I wrote a four pages of story about cannibalism without ever mentioning the word cannibal because I forgot the word for people eating people.
The prompt was 'begin your essay with: It was raining that day.'
hey neil idk if you’re the best person to ask but i would like to think you have some sadge advice or something. as an introvert how do you deal with going to funerals and that whole interaction with people trying to support people and people trying to support you? It’s all strange and weird to me. thanks.
You remind yourself that this is not a usual thing for anyone, and that everyone is dealing with their own personal reactions to what's happened, with grief or loss or just the weirdness of it all. And you look after yourself.
And take refuge in things that people say. "I'm sorry for your loss", or "May their memory be a blessing" or "Thank you so much" when people offer their own condolences. It's formulaic but it works.
When my dad passed away last year, one of my relatives told me, "you'll miss him, it's ok to miss him, when you miss him, you can hug his clothes," and I remember thinking 'that's not something you should say to someone who had just told the doctors to stop the cpr to their last living parent a few hours ago.'
Granted, she meant well. It probably would work for some people. Unfortunately, that's not how I grieve. I distract myself, moved away from everything and randomly post my thoughts on tumblr.
Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
Hey all.
I want to make an addition to this. I made this post a long time ago.
I’m currently back in university, and I’ve made so much progress with my trauma. I’m in a loving relationship.
Things can and will get better. It’s not too late.
Nothing is perfect by any means. But I’m happy I’m still here and didn’t kill myself. I hope you get to that point, too 💕
The addition is important! I see the original post circulating a lot, but the addition is important!
New addition two years later. I’m still going strong!
I’m getting married. I’m still in that loving relationship.
I’ve learned that there’s no real timeline. It’s okay. And while it sucks that I lost time, there’s still so much for me to experience and enjoy.
Newest addition. 7 years after the original post!
I got married last month! My dog is laying on me snoring. I’ve learned to have healthy friendships and relationships. I’ve learned that I’m not alone and that even when things are hard, I’m going to be okay.
In high school, we read the lotus eater in class and it stuck with me. I followed the path set, went to school, to college, to uni. I the path ended after graduation and suddenly I found myself having to make my own decision. I floated around and live the life of the lotus eater. I have no plan of what I want to do in the future, just what I don't want to do.
My friends are working, getting married and having children, good for them. I'm not jealous of that. I'm jealous of the fact that they know what they want, be it a career, a spouse or a mini-them.
I just want to be passionate about something.
As a pansexual, I love to be surprised by what's between my partner's legs. Am I going to be fucked or am I going to do the fucking? Who knows. Maybe we'll just talk about cats.