* SNIPER.

[kyvsei-blog]

[kyvsei-blog]

u will never b free

ENOUGH!!!!!

[kyvsei-blog]

like, y'know, nya :3c

stop

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[kyvsei-blog]

' so ur sibligs came over today, ready for war, and died in a tornado. '

                             the palace caught on fire and burned down.

                              “ So your sister came over today, ready to stop the war, and died to your brother’s blade. ”

[kyvsei-blog]

can you call us something else, other than dipshit?

                              the palace caught on fire and burned down.

                                 “ Well, yes, I can.  I’m not going to, though. ”

[kyvsei-blog]

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

                                   the palace caught on fire and burned down.

                         “ As nice as, er... ‘Sunrise Land’ sounds... I don’t think we can just rename Hoshido anytime we want. ”

[spiritdanced]

❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme

So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’

‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’ 

‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’

‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’

‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’ 

‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’

‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’

‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’

‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’

‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’

‘ Please try this religion. ’

‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’

‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’

‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’

‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’

‘ Hire a samurai. ’

‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’

‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’

‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’

‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’

‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’

‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’

actually a Typhoon

‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’

‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’

‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’

‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’

‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’

‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’ 

‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’

‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’

‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’

‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’

‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’

‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’

‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’

‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’

‘ Can you maybe chill? ’

(scared of russia)

‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’

[You’ve got mail].

‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’

(1) new war request.

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

[grayvein-blog]

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[solariance-blog]

@kyvsei // continued

            ❝ Well, I’d feel a bit old being called ‘Aunt Soleil’ being this young and all… ❞ She liked her uncle, really she did! But, she didn’t want to make him feel uncomfortable by referring to him by such a title. “Anyway, you really don’t mind? It doesn’t make you feel weird or anything?”

[kyvsei-blog]

                   " I guess I feel a bit old— it doesn't really matter though, I have two older siblings to make sure I don't feel THAT old.  Maybe you should worry more about them when it comes to this. "   He almost laughs at the thought, he can't imagine Ryouma and Hinoka are big fans of feeling old.  Takumi, however, will take any chance he gets to feel more like an adult.   " I assure you, it's okay.  I'm not too worried about feeling old just yet. "

[iceier-blog]

@kyvsei

            ❝ Excuse me, milord. There appears to be a few stray hairs upon your back. If you allow me, I can remove them for you. ❞

[kyvsei-blog]

                   " Wha— really? "   He awkwardly makes an attempt to look back, but doesn't prevail and quickly gives up with a soft sigh.  How embarrassing.   " If you would, I'd appreciate it. "

[spiritflux]

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse.

◎: What is your muse’s most prized mundane possession? Why do they value it so much? ★: What is your muse’s idea of perfect happiness? ☩: Your muse is doing some intense spring cleaning. What is easy for them to throw out, and what is difficult for them to part with? ♠: What’s the worst thing your muse has done to someone they loved? ♢: In what situation would your muse feel most out of their comfort zone? ♣: What’s your muse’s biggest cause of stress or anxiety? ✚: What is the most frightening potential handicap or disfigurement your muse can conceive? What makes it so frightening? ✔: What did your muse want to be when they were a child? Did they go on to do this and if so, was it everything that they hoped it would be? Or has this desire changed since, and why? ❖: What is the attitude and appearance that your muse presents in public? How does this differ from the attitude they have in private, when they are alone? ✿: Which one act in your muse’s past are they most ashamed of? Which one act in their past are they most proud of? ➜: What sort of things does your muse keep in their pockets on any given day? ￭: If one of your muse’s friends was asked to describe them in a handful of words for a profile on a dating site, what would they say? ‽: Who or what, if anything, would your muse die for or otherwise go to extremes for? ▼: What would you find in your muse’s refrigerator right now? ♛: If your muse had to die, how would they like to go? And if they could come back as a person or animal, what would it be? ❸: Name three things your muse considers themselves to be very good at, and three things they consider themselves to be very bad at. ❦: If your muse was having a nightmare, what would be the worst one that they could suffer? ♫: What is one thing that your muse thinks they are talented at, but actually aren’t? ♞: Who was your muse’s idol when they were growing up? Who did they first fantasize about being like? ✱: What is your favourite ‘happily ever after’ for your muse? And what’s your most unconventional ‘ever after’ headcanon for them (happily or otherwise)? ✦: What is your muse’s fondest childhood memory? ♯: What would be the perfect gift for your muse? ❤: What is your muse’s perfect romantic date? ☮: When and where was your muse happiest? ☥: If events in your muse’s life had gone very differently to how they did, what would they have done with their life? What sort of occupation might they have chosen for themselves and would they, in your opinion, be happier than they are now? ☢: If your muse knew that they were going to die in 24 hours, name three things they would do in the time they had left. ☠: What is the one thing for which your muse would most like to be remembered after their death? ✎: Growing up, did your muse have a teacher or mentor figure? What was their relationship like? ✄: How does your muse perceive themselves, both internally and externally? How does this differ from how other people may see them? ✈: Was your muse popular as a child? Did they have many friends, and are they still in touch/still aware of what they are doing with their lives now? ♐: What is your muse particularly unskilled at? ☯: Who, if anyone, does your muse consider to be their best friend?

[firstoracles-deactivated2016040]

( @kyvsei​. )

      “Now, now— no need for such a sad face! Let me be your host, I’m sure I can find something to lighten the mood!”

[kyvsei-blog]

                   "It's not a sad face."   His natural defensiveness isn't exactly helping his case, though he IS telling the truth nonetheless,   " You don't need to bother with lightening the mood.  I'm just getting tired of waiting. "   Patience isn't in his nature, and he crosses his arms, frown set into his features.

[iceier-blog]

here and now, i swear my fealty to you

[kyvsei-blog]

[10:27:32 PM] little princess ★: only a year older but his hair is already grey [10:27:34 PM] little princess ★: :// [10:27:46 PM] nohrian scum: ya cause he's so stressed about everything all the goddamn time [10:30:07 PM] little princess ★: he just needs some tea [10:30:22 PM] nohrian scum: he needs a break

[kyvsei-blog]

❝ Hey, Uncle Takumi! Do you want me to call you something else? I mean... Being called 'uncle' at your age must make you feel old, huh? ❞

                    " No, it’s fine, I don’t mind. ”   As much as he’d love to spend time with his niece, when she starts conversations off like this, it makes it a little DIFFICULT.   “ Besides, how could you make me feel old, I’m only a year older than you. ”

[kyvsei-blog]

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