surely tomorrow

i invent monsters with good intentions, just bad execution ❖ currently reading jjk, ksbd, and majo to yaju. ❖ york. 21+. they/them.

[l-achrymose]

trying to get back into writing. #reject your regrets for browsing or blacklisting as you please.

[marbleboa]

something from nothing

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[dionysiaproductions]

[madgirlautumn]

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[baking-potato-27]

Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

[starstrk-suggestion-blog]

laughing together with someone you like having around is probably the most purest form of happiness

[fascinationstreetmp3]

mutuals lets do this

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[thatsbelievable]

[medievaljournalist]

sorry everyone it turns out gods mercy is finite & i just used up the last of it

[transfemmbeatrice]

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

[stuffman-main]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[zeelady2004]

It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶

Heh

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Amore! [derogatory]"

[everydayarsonist]

credit where credit is due, he didn’t fall for it. i was 100% expecting him to make shit up but he knew what he was talking about.

[xigrif]

It's just me and the Abyss! Well, sometimes it's the material - the tangible, true & real Sometimes it's the untethered - the lofty goals & manic screeds But the rest of the time? It's just me & the Abyss, baby!!

[maxknightley]

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

[artbyblastweave]

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

[artbyblastweave]

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck