Shapeshifting Master of Dankness

HLK/Ivy; 18+; she/they; Proud mother of four cats; Twitter @IvieiMcKivie

[hlkproductions]

hello i am -insert pop culture reference you find amusing enough to exhale thru your nose at upon seeing- and i do art. what kind of art? don’t worry abt it ;) links to my other online embodiments: Twitter: https://twitter.com/hlkproductions  Commissions: https://hlkpro-comms.carrd.co/ Patreon: https://patreon.com/hlkpro Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hlkpro.bsky.social DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/hlkproductions Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/hlkpro Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/HLKPro (find all my cringe animatics... and potential upcoming reboots...........hehe)

[panoo]

he have that dawgn in him

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

[fairycosmos]

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[cryptotheism]

Do realtors really have to do cum tributes to their statues of St Joseph in order to sell houses?

(hesitates) No.

[theehorsepusssy]

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[depsidase]

[cherrydj-l]

there's no way anyone believed them

[cherrydj-l]

ik she probably actually turned into a dragon, but have you considered Flemeth just dragging them all the way to her hut for fun

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.