along tides of light;

charlie, 28, still here for some reason. previously charlesmmacaulay.

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[spending-life-pretending]

i made the dumbest devil’s minion edit of all time btw.

thank you danny gonzalez for this stupid song and my friend for playing it in the car and encouraging me when i said “wait…you know who this reminds me of?”

[cryptotheism]

What happens after we die?

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[winged-void]

were you bullied by the pope?

[mawofthemagnetar]

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

[skarabrae-stone]

[littleastrobleme]

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[toskarin]

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

[toskarin]

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

[asimovsideburns]

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[ot3]

wow insanely low price for disco elysium in the steam summer sale. if you somehow haven't played it yet there's never been a better time to go pirate it instead of giving the vultures who ousted the creative team from their own studio even four measly dollars!! you won't regret it!

[fagenthusiast]

just pirate it?? ZA/UM fired the developers and fucked them over, so you arent supporting the people who made it.

[ot3]

hey man if you read the post i made you might find out something really cool but im not gonna say what because i don't want to spoil it

[evilscientist3]

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

[targetedknowledge]