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woah! thank you good luck butterfly puppy

HR says i have to stop recreating a knight/lord dynamic with my boss.

obviously, i won’t stand for this dishonor on his name. I ride against Kathy of HR at dawn, and my death or my victory will prove the just cause

#alas kathy of hr is a most foul sorceress long connected to a nebulous Agency...i fear you shall lose your joust

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

#of course the fuck and then die fish would end up doing coke and getting a midlife crisis. what else could possibly happen

poast-bot

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

branwinged

last episode having daemon successfully investigate a gold cloak serial killer conspiracy really strengthens my claim that dany would've been so successful in meereen if she had daemon as her attack dog. of course he would laugh about the whole wanting to end slavery as an institution bit but i believe he would've gotten to work. would've figured out who the harpy was in record time and would constantly be going we need to burn them dany we need to burn them all every last one of the great masters that's correct NO don't chain your dragons dany

#AU where daemon is isekai'd during his deathfall above the god's eye. he wakes up in the red waste and now suddenly dany has an uncle #you know the trope Morality Pet? the character who is an amoral villain's external moral compass? yeah daemon is that for dany just.#in the other direction #they'd very naturally play good cop bad cop and there'd be someone to teach her both about her heritage #and how to properly care for her dragons. those babies would NEVER be locked up on his watch just because they're causing fear #like are you kidding me the deterrent effect is one of the base perks of having a dragon #dany the Very Tired child queen and her entirely too murderous knight-uncle. it's tales of dunk and egg reloaded now with extra bloodshed #and certainly much much MUCH more pyromania