the actual result of y2k

26 - They/It

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[kenziecore]

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

[weeniebagel]

happy pride month

[funeralcity]

my goat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[skarchomp]

ME: sure hope i dont get pissed off today

ME WHEN I SEE A LINK TO "PISSINGYOUOFF.COM":

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[parkayquarts]

[ot3]

i really wanted to know what was actually up with these cars but this version of this clip is an upload from a satire account that makes fake news stories about the town of lodi california so i dug around for this one a bit.

this is the work of krasnodar-based mechanic Vagan Mikael, and here's his instagram account. this looks to be the original upload of this specific clip

i don't speak russian so whatever is being said in the voiceover in any of these clips is lost to me but, but you can see a lot more high quality images and video of these neat cars. that three stack is up to a five stack at one point. here's a video from quite a few years back of a car whose headlights he replaced with flamethrowers and i feel like however much fire you're picturing, you're probably not picturing enough. looks like they painted a sick dragon on it and are having it melt other cars in some sort of demolition derby. his most recent project seems to be a car that walks on legs

im also a big fan of whatever is going on in this video where he's strapped to the hood of one car controlling another car with a steering wheel sticking out of the back of it that he just sends flying off a ramp. awesome stuff.

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[doctorskeltal]

You can't normalize gigantic breast sizes to me.

everyone breaks.

[enameledcoppergirl]

*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.

[krippe90]

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[twistcmyk]

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

[fairycosmos]

every time my hair is greasy it’s like you might as well just take me out back and shoot me honestly

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[heavenpierceher]