[apocolyptichipster]

When it's okay to call me princess:

• when we’re cuddling • when I’m falling asleep on you • when you’re mad at me • or when I’m mad at you • on the phone • over texts • in person • in bed • when I’m sleeping • literally any time

[hopeless37-deactivated20160408]

Yup

[greatwhiteprivilege]

him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm

[dirtylittledamsel]

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

[sassypanda21]

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[bigasslizard-deactivated2015062]

lol: love old lizards lmao: lizards marching around outside  fml: fantastic magical lizards irl: i respect lizards

[babelady]

me

[thespoonmissioner]

[fantasy-mist]

me

[hungary-hippos]

IM SCREAMING

[registhecat]

Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”

Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.

[gimmenowplease]

This girl just told the world our secret reason for loving spooning.

[emmy4keri]

[l-o--li--t-a]

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

[kristenwiiggle]

[wincentprice]

how can this be real

no way

[aquaticrecords]

dsjgakhdsgkjsgjkghkfsh

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

do you ever just lie in bed and play with ya bootyass like not even in like a purely sexual way like…ya know just giving it a little boop…ya know tap tap mic check one two one two

[niggasandcomputers]

Why is it cold everyday like we get it

[justnodoubt-deactivated20220610]

[b-e-e-l-i]

SHE DROVE ME HERE

[justnodoubt-deactivated20220610]

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