rebekah

I lie about being a bad liar so my lies sound even more like lies

[mightyriot-deactivated20200122]

I must decline, for secret reasons.

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[the-memedaddy]

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[farrahtales]

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

[mmichaelscofield]

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

[flukeoffate]

Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.

[nicoledollanganger]

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

[fakehouseresident]

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

Wow.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

[weloveshortvideos]

[vaginavision]

What a sweet little pumpernickel

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[dragon-aura]

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

[wishem]

The most dangerous of all bad guys

[loveistrueblue]

@m4rloe5

[honey-sunny-bee]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

As if this wasn’t hillarious enough, Peter “I am a Spider Meme” Parker yelling “YEET” as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect

[garrettauthor]

“YEET” fucking slayed me.

[boota]

do people actually preheat their ovens

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

[gif87a-com]

[yutyrannuss]

He’s so fucking valid I love him

[adulthoodisokay]

[digitaldiscipline]

Pigeon Status: SICK