鹿晗

Lu Han (Wei Ling #10). 25. Singer, dancer, actor, ex-EXO member.

[l-uhan]

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7_luhan_m liked lunafrancesini’s photo

7_luhan_m left a comment on lunafrancesini’s photo: I will be always be by yourside, even if that means that i have to buy you awful food, kick your enemies asses, and being bullied bc i’m too manly for the squad. I love you Luna, DON’T YOU DARE TO FORGET THAT U STUPID B*TCH

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sms » fat faggot

Luhan: I HOPE YOU ARE REALLY HAPPY YOU ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT

Luhan: I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

Luhan: ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING GIRLS I HAVE THE PLEASURE TO MEET WANTED TO KILL HERLSEF TODAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU.

Luhan: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TO COME NEAR HER TODAY

Luhan: LET ME REPHRASE THAT, DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TO COME NEAR HER NEVER IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.

Luhan: Fuck you, hope you are having fun fucking whores.

Luhan: IF YOU ARE SO STUPID TO GET NEAR HER, I'LL FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

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sms » moon

Luna: I'm sorry.

Luhan: Are you sorry bc you are not this GOOD GOOD?

Luhan: No seriously tho, what's wrong?

Luhan: Luna.

Luhan: OH NO YOU FUCKING BITCH NO

Luhan: DON'T YOU DARE TO GO LIKE THIS.

Luhan: WHY

Luhan: YOU SHOUL'VE TOLD US

Luhan: LUNA I'M TAKING MY ASS TO ARGENTINA AND YOU BETTER BE ALIVE BY THE TIME I'M THERE BC I'M PUTTING A STOP IN THIS MADNESS

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@RenataGrimaldi: @LuHan, ¿qué vas a decir si ves al cementerio de choripanes?

@LuHan: ALTO AHÍ, CEMENTERIO DE CHORIPANES/LOCO @RenataGrimaldi

[l-uhan]

sms » Luna

Luna: Luhan quick question. I need Chanyeol's adress.

Luna: NO TIME FOR ANYTHING JUST THE ADRESS QUICK

Luhan: WOW YOU GIRLS ARE ON FIRE TODAY

Luhan: [dirección]

Luhan: just don't send him dildos.

[l-uhan]

im group » EXO

Chen: Sup Homos.

Chen: I'm so far away from you you'll have to ride a motorcycle to reach me

Chen: i sent Renata some roses today. Fuck you guys, you suck Lol.

Che: She deserves the best.

Sehun: DAAAAAMN BRO YOU'RE ON FIRE

Sehun: yehet I'm happy for you

Sehun: even tho this is gonna fuck everything up for me

Sehun: I HAD MADE A CLAY DOLL FOR LUNA BUT NOOOOOOOO CHEN HAD TO GO AND SET THE BAR UP TOO FUCKIN HIGH

Sehun: lol

LuHan: Sup bitches, Luhan the internation hero here

Luhan: Also, she bought him a pair of yeezys

Luhan: *casually pretendes he didn't investigates this girls* *casually pretendes he doesn't know how rich they are*

[l-uhan]

sms » Renata

Renata: lol same

Renata: Thank you, you're an international hero!!!

Renata: I'm gonna get Annie some Yeezys, don't tell him

Renata: Annie bc of an inside joke lol sorry 😂😂

LuHan: Hahaha i love that title.

LuHan: Annie? hahahahahahaha okay

LuHan: love seeing you two get along.

LuHan: Don't worry i won't tell him.

[l-uhan]

sms » Renata Grimaldi

Renata: Hello! Renata Grimaldi here!

Renata: I swear that I'm not a stalker, but I need to know Chen's shoe size lol can u pls help me

LuHan: Hello Renata Grimaldi, Lulu here.

LuHan: meh, don't worry i've seen it worst.

LuHan: Literally.

LuHan: It's a 7 USA size.

LuHan: What are you planning you tricky lady? 😏😏

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im grup » EXO

Sehun: GUYS

Sehun: G U Y S

Oh Sehun has shared @LunaFrancesini's tweet:

Sehun: I AM DED

Sehun: LIKE LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR TOTALLY DEAD

Sehun: should we tweet something like "need some choreographers? We're all free."

Kai: yeah, totally!

Kai: why don't you add a little "(we're desperate)" while you're at it?

D.O: Hahaha that's sounds like a really great idea :)

D.O: So, we teach them how to dance after our fans death threat them to death or after they are so disgusted by them they hate us?

Chen: i just want to hug renata and tell her everything is going to be fine

Chen: ALSO LUNA WAS LISTENING TO THIS :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8jAqvmnsIk

Chen: HEARTBREAK HOTEL i'm heartbroken for them

Chen: But my lil renata

Luhan: [Manda capturas de todo] THANK ME LATER HOMOS BUH-BYE

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insta direct » Luna Francesini

LuHan: Querida Luna Francesini dos puntos. Hola soy Luhan ex miembro de EXo esto te va a sonar re raro pero tengo algunso amigos que quieren conocerte y a Renata también. Se que estás pasando un momento horrible porque el estúpido de tu ex es un estúpido pero nada que no se pueda solucionar con kimchi y buena compañía de gente asiática como nosotros. Así que por favor. Respondé pronto con tu número y te puedo asegurar que ellos te pueden hacer muy muy felices ♥♥ con amor lulu

[l-uhan]

im grup » EXO

D.O: SO... GUYS. http://peoplenetworking.tumblr.com/post/124375167387/gotcha-clifford-esta-tarde-ha-llegado-a

D.O: I shouldn't be as excited as I am about this because my lil poor Renata probs is really sad but SHE AND LUNA ARE SINGLE AGAIN

D.O: now they have to know we exist *laughing emoji*

Sehun: WAS ABOUT TO SEND THE LINK TO YOU GUYS

Sehun: I'M GOING TO FIND MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND I'M GOING TO MURDER HIM IN COLD BLOOD HOW FUCKING DARE HE CHEAT ON MY JAGI

Sehun: well... i guess it is time for making a plan.

Sehun: @kai pls respond senpai we need help

Chen: OH MY GOD SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS READING THAT ARTICLE? I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF??????

Chen: Like, this white boys are so fucking disgusting i can't even.

Chen: How dare they to sing about love and heartbreak and then CHEAT on the most amazing girls iN THE WORLD

Chanyeol: Kai??? mORE LIKE @LUHAN, THAT KID (kid, HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY. Sorry grandpa LuHan!) IS EVIL AND HE'LL MAKE A PLAN FOR US

Chanyeol: so pls @luhan pls come here pls pls we're begging

Chanyeol: we'll sacrifice Oh Sehun to you if you answer to our prayers in the next minute!!!!!

Luhan: SUP HOMOS

Luhan: LUHAN THE GREAT HAS COME TO MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Luhan: Funnily enough, I know some guys bc of course the most handsome guy on asia knows some guys.

Luhan: AND they are arranging a cover for me and Alain Wertheimer for the next vogue issue.

Luhan: AND ALSO... drum roll please.

Luhan: i heard that the girls are doing a cover for a magazine i don't know in the same bulding.

Luhan: so find your way in with an interview or something.

Luhan: I know, i'm just THIS great.

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@luhan: alain just brought me an espresso americano

@luhan: i wanna thank not only god but also jesus (aka = alain).