Welcome to my dark mind palace

heh... you wont last long here... you have to be kinda edgy... heh... proud eastern Germany enjoyer

[l00nylooser]

My Fandom Blog: captainbloominonion

Introduction:

Greeting to those who are lesser being than I (everyone) I am a 17 year old alpha male who's soul drive in life is getting ratwithasweettooth chan to notice me (which will not be hard because as I said, I am an alpha). The following on my page will contain unmeasurable coolness and incredibly deep thought as well as my experiences as an alpha male trying to make it in a world of woke mind virus victims. Look away now if you can't stand the heat (me)(because I'm incredibly hot)

DNI:

Vegans, old hags, those with boob's smaller than DD, non omega verse, the elderly in general (35+), woke mind virus victims, the Berlin wall, non native americans, imperialists, zionist edglords

[l00nylooser]

18

I wonder if I am still alive

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[l00nylooser]

Ah damn the coke balloon burst again :(

[kushblazer666]

tonight finna be a movie

[downrightvicious]

tonight will be a ytp at best

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Jingsuit (Jeans Wingsuit); does not allow full Jlight (Jeans Flight) but does allow for Jiding (Jeans Gliding) from heights

[goth-queen]

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg”

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t a t a at t a tt at c aa a a tat- ga ca ?

Closest match: Melanargia russiae genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Esper's Marbled White

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[grumfy]

Do you support cheating 🤢🤮

when it entertains me

[callietegoul]

[thememedaddy]

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[l00nylooser]

I for one enjoy the fact that us politcal headlines could be a real or the onion drinking game

[l00nylooser]

hot weather was sent down to stop me from making cooler and bigger wax wings than icarus fuck that dude i could do it better

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

“Are Furbies kosher?”

“The Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.”