L0NESTARR3D

*trips and fucking dies but in yeehaw*

[venirush]

Cigarette cake

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[universal-casey]

Honestly valid I feel like even Florida knows if someone is legitimately interested in him something's wrong

Jfjdjd yeah. It’s just:

“I know I’M fucked up, but what’s so fucked up about YOU to like ME?”

[l0nestarr3d]

the autism and too much energy stored up, that's why

(FOR ME AT LEAST HAHAHAHAHA)

[universal-casey]

In a very bug era of my life rn

[l0nestarr3d]

Is it... A bug's life....

[universal-casey]

When you can’t figure out arm placement so he just looks like a multi-armed demon

[l0nestarr3d]

consumed

[universal-casey]

Thank god florida doesnt have a kid those two would cause so much devious mischief

Lmao if Florida had a kid it would be a defcon 1 reaction

[l0nestarr3d]

the Florida man and his Florida child

[universal-casey]

WHYYYYYY DID HE WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH DEALING WITH OUR CHECK-INS BEFORE HE WENT TO FINISH THE SECURITY WALK FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!

THE ENTIRE READON THEY WERE STUCK AT THE FRONT DESK WAS BECAUSE YOURE FORCING ME TO BE THE SECOND PERSON ON THE ONE-PERSON JOB!!! THERES TWO OF US BECAUSE OF THIS EXACT SCENARIO!!!

[l0nestarr3d]

man i think you gotta jump him ngl

[universal-casey]

My job’s great but the only fucking way I find out how ANYTHING is going on, is if my coworkers tell me. Unfortunately, though, the coworker I’m usually stuck with is the one who doesn’t let me do anything. So if I ask him “hey where do I find the security checklist to print out” he just says “no I’ll do it it’s fine” DUDE YOURE GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR TWO WEEKS DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHERE TO FIND THIS FUCK ASS LIST THAT DOESNT EVEN NEED TO EXIST?!?! CHRIST.

Managers keep changing shit and being vague about the usual checklist and then they get mad at ME when I don’t know anything after they’ve said jack all. Like at least send me a fucking email. Instead of me coming in one day and hearing “oh so yeah basically everything you know is wrong now and we have to do everything in this overly complicated way otherwise management will scream at us”.

Also. HIRE ACTUAL FUCKING SECURITY!!!! MY JOB IS AT THE FRONT DESK!

[l0nestarr3d]

ban your coworkers

[universal-casey]

Germany's so cute. Such a good boy (ÙwÚ)

He should smile more often. At least to calm his nerves

(I don't want to brag, but I really like toothy characters. Damn, Rei's grin alone is worth it! (╯°□°)╯︵ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡)

So! German🫵 Sweety

Smile wide and often!

At least smile for me, for us

(◕ᴗ◕) ♥︎

👉👈

He is TERRIFIED of being compared to his father :(

[l0nestarr3d]

I feel maternal to this guy for some reason

[universal-casey]

I feel like if you look Florida in the eye you'll get attacked

Buddy don't like eye contact

It depends on his mood, really. He just thinks it’s funny to charge at someone if they lock eyes with him lmao

[l0nestarr3d]

OH I'LL FIGHT HIM BACK COME AT ME BRO

[universal-casey]

Me and my fuck ass 2D haircuts

Anyway here’s a more “official” Germany because for some reason I got the itch to draw him again lol

[l0nestarr3d]

Germany so real bro (metal n rock listener. I KNOW HE LISTENS TO RAMMSTEIN I KNOW IT)

[universal-casey]

Ate nothing but chips, pizza rolls, and a Diet Pepsi today. Stomach is very much not happy

[l0nestarr3d]

Don't die, won't be fun...., 😔

[uknwnnmr]

can I have some more evil texas maybe please have a nice day mayhaps possibly

who let him outside.

[l0nestarr3d]

I did.

[universal-casey]

No wait I loved the RE drawing 🥺

Waaa I’m sorry I panicked a little 😭

[l0nestarr3d]

I hate it. do it again. Type r.e

[universal-casey]

Huh??

[l0nestarr3d]

Basically he the typa guy to pretend to hate it to kinda save face but likes it enough for it to happen again (the praise)

[universal-casey]

Ohhhh haha. I guess I got confused because I see him as someone who absolutely loves that kind of attention, hence him demanding they compliment him again jdjdjdj

[l0nestarr3d]

LMFAO

[universal-casey]

No wait I loved the RE drawing 🥺

Waaa I’m sorry I panicked a little 😭

[l0nestarr3d]

I hate it. do it again. Type r.e

[universal-casey]

Huh??

[l0nestarr3d]

Basically he the typa guy to pretend to hate it to kinda save face but likes it enough for it to happen again (the praise)

[universal-casey]

Whenever multiple people say they wanna eat your art I just imagine a bunch of Anons fist fighting over it while there's a piece of paper with the drawing on it just chilling nearby

I live to watch them tear each other to shreds for a scrap of food /j

[l0nestarr3d]

luckily for me I like the taste of blood AND I eat paper. nobody's safe