L0sing Alaska

Alaska Harrison Shit at bios.

[moeranda]

My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”

[moeranda]

My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”

[godotal]

broken body

[hkirkh]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

[foreignpussy-deactivated2015062]

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

[9909km]

#I have spent YEARS of my life thinking this quite was AN ACTUAL POEM#LIKE SOME FUCKING RICHARD SIKEN LEVEL SHIT#AND YOURE TELLING ME#ITS FUCKING S P O N G E B O B#I HAVE PROBABLY UNIRONICALLY REBLOGGED THIS QUOTE AS POETRY#FUCK THIS SHITTY BLUE SITE IM OUT

[l0singalaska]

Want to scream

Fed up of this. On top of being ill having to go back onto medication again. It's like I'm destined to be reliant on bullshit pills my entire life.

[l0singalaska]

Sup cutie.

Sup you stunning beaut 

[l0singalaska]

Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

- Classic <3

[l0singalaska]

do you know if will from thewenhuxicator has tumblr? :)

Yes he does :) it's wenhux.tumblr ....why would you ask me? :P

[ashhhhpashhhh]

you were either a winx 

or a w.i.t.c.h

[primordial-rust]

I was totally a spy

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

i was aLL THREE

[voxwave-deactivated20171216]

was this the old superwholock? 

[wizardshark]

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

[burnettski92]

[hardcore]

forever my favourite 

[xgh0storiesx]

[hipsterthugz-deactivated2016040]

[thesochill]

Super Bowl Shark says…

[robbirdthe8th]

I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

[mishasminions]

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

[kristenwiigdaily]

pandoralily:

imagine Michael Cera as Christian Grey

[cartoonhangover]

On days like this…… (wet, rainy, cold, miserable…) this is how I want to spend it.

Watch Bee and PuppyCat here

[cartoonhangover]

….. CLEAVAGE DUDE!

(credit: Judy)

[cartoonhangover]

The best gif of all time……. BETRAYAL…

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