goodnight, poon.

hi, i'm taru, i'm 24, i'm a capricorn, and i'm the bitch that deleted your caption off that post. i live in queens and i love television, penne alla vodka, dumb-looking boys, and tequila seltzers- in that order. thanks!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[goodboyaesthetic]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

think about this tweet several times a day im not kidding i have it bookmarked

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[blackpyrefly]

breeding a new type of dog to be hyperallergenic. this dog will kill someone with allergies with its mere presence

[bro-fisting]

[beachdeath]

genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

[oneheadtoanother]

[weirdnewengland]

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[ambientwitch]

Oh my god

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

tumblr staff rn

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[sloppystyle]

failed the prostate exam

[bathroomcube]

[unclefather]

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[stars-bean]

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn